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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

I call for a Congressional Inquiry

Girardi is the worst fucking manager the Yankees have ever had. Houk was a genius. Lemon, a gift from God. Martin, an alcoholic whackjob tornado. 

Girardi works for the other side. He's the Russian mole in the clubhouse buffet salad. He not only overmanages and undermanages at precisely the right moments to potentially throw a game, he sits players that are on a roll deliberately. He is the epitome of the bullet-headed Saxon mother's son that "Bungalow Bill" warned us about (don't tell me he's Italian, I don't give a crap).

THE MAN MAKES US LOSE GAMES. If he was removed, we'd have won 5 to 10 more games last year...which might have nixed the July sell-off, so OK, maybe that's not helping my argument here. But this year, with a hot start and the effect it could have on the psychology of this particular team, 5 games could make the difference between a surprisingly successful year and the usual steaming pile of mediocrity.

How can the beat writers not see this? How can Cashman not see this? I mean, Jesus, he had Lazik surgery. The guy should be able to see something this obvious. Maybe if he ate a couple of mini-helmets full of not-really-ice-cream and stopped sporting the gaunt Girardi look...

Hey. Maybe if Girardi ate something and put on a few pounds he'd stop doing this kind of thing, too. 

Nahhh.

The guy is a detriment to the team and they keep him on as if he was Connie Mack. Wtf is going on? Has the entire organization been taken over by foreign agents? You have to admit, it would explain a lot in terms of Hal, Cashman, Joey Binders, Rothschild (obviously connected to the Knights of Malta cabal by name alone), the minor league geniuses, firing the strength trainer because nobody can hit....

We need Comey on this. We need the NSA, CIA, AFL-CIO and the CYO.

We will never again win the Big One as long as we are run by a dugout Roger Stone. Ever.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Agree 100%. Resting Hot hitters, playing cold hitters. Misuse of pitchers. It is a joke how he can keep his job. It's was nice Michael Kay mentioned last night how can you rest Bird after 3-3 game. Giradi does! All by the book. Any one can manage his way. A real manager manages by baseball instincts. Giradi has none. I firmly believe Yankees will never win a title under him (his other one does not count as that was Torre's team).

Leinstery said...

Only a mole would start Pete fucking Kozma two days in a row. Nice job turning that double play you defensive specialist.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


A most excellent rant.

Anonymous said...

THE FUNNY PART ABOUT RESTING HITTERS WHO ARE STARTING TO GET HOT IS... THAT GOES AGAINST THE BOOK!!! WHY CAN'T HE FOLLOW THE BOOK ON PLAYING PLAYERS WHO ARE GETTING, OR ARE ALREADY HOT??? .... IT MAKES NO SENSE, AND ACTUALLY GOES AGAINST THE BOOK!

Steve M. said...

I've been saying exactly this for years so I am so delighted to see it finally in print. Thank god his contract is finally up after this season. Girardi and Rothchild can both take a friggin hike. As a matter of fact why not fire Girardi now before he does any more damage. Name Tony Pena or Rob Thomson manager and salvage the season.

joe de pastry said...

WTF?
Is this a joke?
Must be.
1 loss after 8 wins, fire the manager?
BTW, Houk was a "genius" in '61-'63, then when he came back a few years later everybody hated him.
So it goes.

Allen Brady said...

you said it before and i can't argue.

GIRARDI NEVER PLAYS THE HOT HAND!

he has career suicidal tendencies

Anonymous said...

LETS BE REALISTIC HERE..... WITH OUR WIN PROJECTION THIS YEAR (81-83), THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, GIRARDI COULD BE IN THE MANAGER OF THE YEAR CONVERSATION (AND I GUESS WE SHOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT)..... THERE IS NO WAY OUR OWNER AND GM ARE LOOKING AT THINGS THE WAY WE ARE.....CHANCES ARE EXCELLENT GIRARDI IS GOING TO GET A MULTI YEAR DEAL AFTER THIS SEASON, SO BE READY..... I THINK GIRARDI IS A GOOD MAN, AND AN AVERAGE MANAGER, AT BEST.....IT'S FRUSTRATING BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL FEEL HE SHOULD BE SMARTER THAN THIS.... I MEAN, HOW DO YOU REST GUYS RIGHT AFTER THEY HAVE A GREAT GAME?....... AND HIS DEVOTION TO DEFENSE FIRST, OVER OFFENSE WITH THIS TEAM OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS, HAS NOT HELD WATER.

John M said...

This season's record is not the reason to shed ourselves of this insidious mole, perhaps planted by the insidious Cubs or even the nefarious Red Sox. Yes, Joe de P, I'm looking at you. (Fondly, but in a healthy, manly way.) Remember last year? The dumb moves, the weird benchings after someone got hot, and--most telling of all--when the team finally had to play some of the kids and went on a tear, what did Joey переплетчик do? He went back to the terrible, lackluster veterans that got us into the morass to start with. I don't care if those same vets are performing like All-Stars this year, they weren't last year. And when they got back into the same old lineup, we faded like the cheap dye on a Chinese sports jacket.

All he has done this year is play the guys he has and suddenly they're coming through. This is not genius. This is simple Torreism.

And Houk was always a genius. His cigar dealer said so.

t james said...

Billy Martin was a 'Flawed Genius" ,good book read it. Easy to knock managers, how much influence do they have? Can do more harm than good. Every team will win 1/3 of their games Lose 1/3, its the other 1/3 that matters. Dumbasses like this just want people to read and get mad.. Guess he got us.