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FIRST BATTER, HOME RUNSAME F@CKING SHIT.
He is the absolute worst. This guy, who somehow manages to be a fat fuck and a gangly weirdo at the same time, deserves all of the hate and shit I gave Nova and then some. Fuck him, just get injured for the tenth time. And I just realized that not only is he in the same vein as Nova, he's been a new Carl Pavano for most of his stay here. How has he not been run out of town yet?
...... PLUS, HE LOOKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE WALKING OFF THE MOUND AFTER GIRARDI TAKES HIM OUT OF THE GAME, WITH HIS HAT CROOKED!...... LETS START WITH MAKING HIM KEEP HIS HAT STRAIGHT ON HIS FUCKED UP HEAD!..... SHOW HIM SOME DISCIPLINE!.... MAKE HIM WEAR IT STRAIGHT!....IF HE REFUSES, SENT THE FUCKER DOWN TO SCRANTON AND BRING UP GREEN OR MONTGOMERY....WHAT IS THERE TO LOSE???....THIS DUNCE CAN'T WIN A GAME!.... I THINK THEY SAID IT GOES BACK 11 STARTS WITHOUT A WIN...... ANOTHER CASHMAN "FAVORITE" BECAUSE HE DEALT FOR HIM.....BUT LIKE ALPHONSO SAYS, DID WE REALLY GET THE BEST OF THE DEAL WHERE THE GUY WE GOT HASN'T WON A GAME IN 11 STRAIGHT STARTS?????
Head case. Always and forever. Agree completely with you guys.Reminder: Seattle gave up on Montero and they're better off. We continue to keep trotting this guy out there.Larry Rothschild is just doing fabulous work. Let's see how Severino finds a way to implode by Mother's day.
If, as Cashman says, "pitching is the key to the kingdom," what is THIS guy the key to?
Pineda'd make one HELL of a poker player.
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