Friday, January 28, 2011

The sayin's of Yogi Christ

"It ain’t apocalypse ‘till it’s apocalypse."

"If you don’t know where you’re goin',
you might not get into the Kingdom of Heaven."

"A loaf aint worth a fish no more."

"If you don’t do unto others what you
would not have them do unto you,
you might not get done what you
didn't wanted to have gotten done."

"Who can think and bless at the same time?"
 
"If you come to a savior in the road, follow him."

"Let he who is without sin throw the first beanball."

"God is 90 percent mental, the other half is in your head."

"The end of time gets late early."

"It’s like the Second Comin' all over again."

2 comments:

Stang said...

"I'd like to thank the Yankees for making me the Good Lord."

Alibi Ike said...

"The road to salvation is so popular, no one travels it no more."