Friday, January 28, 2011

Should the Yankees withhold luxury tax payments until MLB changes its passive stance toward Egyptian government?

Comrade, I know what you're thinking:

"Geepers-kripes! I dint know MLB has a pro-stance toward them-there Pharaohs!"

(Readers never cease to delight us with their sense of discovery.)

Well, as the great George Orwell wrote: To not take a political stance is, in itself, to take a political stance.

Thus, "Pharaoh" Selig and his lawyer thugs, by not inflicting upon Egypt the rulebook mumbo-jumbo they usedto harass honest fan-blogs, like us, are reinforcing a pyramid-scheme government that today is firing upon its own people.

Firing upon its own people.

Of course, Selig and his erectionless legal posse have no qualms about firing on their fans. They shut down the John Sterling WinWarble before it could get enough traction to send honest rioters into the streets, asking why their Commissioner makes $18 million a year.

Did King Tut make $18 million a year?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

They just singed the mummified remains of Bartolo Colon to a minor leage deal with a ST invitation...

Joe De Pastry said...

They "singed" its remains?
That's some weird stuff there.
As Steve Allen would have said, "If you've ever had your Colon remains singed, you know how painful that can be."