It's Holiday Party Season. The second best season of the year. (Wink)
To help keep it special, here are some recipes from our personal Reggie Bar.
The Billy Martini
4 OZ Whisky
Ice
Pour whiskey on ice. No mixes. No straws needed to stir the drink.
Yes we know that a martini uses vodka or gin but try telling
him that. He will put you on your ass faster than the drink will.
The Mickey
4 OZ Whisky
Ice
A Roofie.
The Aaron Boone
One shot of one of the following depending on the analytics of the day’s matchup.
Vodka
Gin
Tequila
Scotch
Plus:
Orange Juice
Ice
Fill the glass with orange juice. Drink it all. Next, add ice
to the glass. Save the shot of alcohol for a different, more important situation later in the
holiday season.
The Donaldson
Two ounces Tequila
Two ounces Rum
Two ounces of Brandy
And a shot of Galliano for good measure.
Mix and down in one. If you weren’t an asshole before. You are now.
The Brain
4 ounces
2 tablespoons of sugar
Mix. Drink. Then go make some deadline deals or call your ex. It will be fine.
Enjoy!
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5 comments:
Thanks Doug, I literally LOL’ed at this.
Love the Aaron Boone. But I'll drink the Billy or Mickey.
Yeah, I don't think Billy (or the Mick for that matter) would have polluted his scotch with ice.
Suggested amendment for the Boone: Open your freezer, empty out an ice cube tray, replace the ice cubes with Dubble Bubble pieces.
When each drink is served, use the frozen Dubble Bubbles instead of ice cubes.
LBJ
A fine addition.
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