Things we are likely to hear about the Yankees up to the start of spring training:
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Aaron Judge for the entire year.
The Yankees understand that they have to do more to fill holes during this off-season.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Carlos Rodon for the entire year.
D.J. LeMahieu solved his injury problems in the second half, and the Yankees expect him to look like his old self in 2024.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Anthony Rizzo for the entire year.
Giancarlo Stanton has found a new fitness regime and the Yankees expect him to look like his old self in 2024.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Nestor Cortes for the entire year.
The Yankees are serious about trying to sign free agent Cody Bellinger.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Luis Severino for the entire year.
The Yankees are serious about trying to sign free agent Shohei Ohtani.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Harrison Bader for the entire year.
Jasson Dominguez's recovery is coming along ahead of schedule.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Josh Donaldson for the entire year.
Jose Trevino should be ready to go at the start of spring training.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Frankie Montas for the entire year.
Look for a breakout year from Gleyber Torres.
2023 would've been a whole different season with a healthy Aaron Hicks for the entire year.
The Yankees are committed to winning.
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This has convinced me that this season is indeed the Trueman show and not real
Does this not sum up the total farce the 2023 Yankees are?
https://twitter.com/Roto_Frank/status/1707573987381797266
Yup 100% it is the Trueman show
If we resign this player then we deserve all we get
Sheer bloody stupidity and learned absolutely nothing from the past of having injured players get a new contract
https://twitter.com/BryanHoch/status/1707888694009466950
Apparently, the Stanton one is fake but it could be true let's face it
Montas rumour however is true and what a horrible thought that is
Mothra is on a fucking roll right now.
Go tankathon!
Catfish Hunter this guy.
Take him out at the end of the 6th. No matter what happens.
May I saga in all sincerity and from the bottom of my heart: Rodon sucks.. And blows.
Is it possible to throw 100 pitches in the first innning?
Well, I guess it's not embarrassing to get beat by one of the best teams in the majors.
Wait, whut?
Nevermind.
The Yankees are committed to whining, not winning.
Rodon is an abomination. Lots to look forward to in 2024.
What a culmination to a royal ca$hole season.
We should all take a tour of the stadium and each of use take a shit in Boone's office?
I call dibs on his top middle desk drawer.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck Haaaalll !!!!
Winnie,
CA$Holes desk!!!
I'll have mexican in preparation.
Kale salad.
Wow, Run-an-Inning Rodon has out done himself. He gave up 8 earned runs in the bottom of the 1st without recording an out.
Fuck you Hal!!!
8 runs away from a Yankee Classic…
6…
Ca$h and HAL really built a team to contend this year.
...with last place.
8...
You guys are being way too hard on this time.
Let’s look at the bright side….
It ain’t raining in KC!
We’ve scored five runs!
Our San Francisco Treat only gave up 8 runs!
They’re on the road so we don’t have to hear all the lies about the attendance!
It ain’t raining in KC!
Maybe the firing of the San Francisco manager will result in Boone being shot out into deep space!
See - stop the darn belly aching.
ITS ALL GOOD!!!
Unwaveringly Incontinent !
Another stellar moment from Rodon, it will give us something to stew over all winter as the Yankee hype machine revs up and tells how much better he’ll be in ‘24, and asks us to buy our tickets NOW. Prices are only increasing by 10%, and we promise we’ll be at least 10% better next year, 👍👍👍👍
I say this sincerely, from the heart: what a pisspot.
There are some people—Luis Severino, even Aaron Hicks—who you feel a little bad about when they go south.
Carlos Rodon's every little gesture on a ballfield says, "I don't really give a fuck."
Right back at you, buddy. And kiss-kiss.
Rodon is Brian's boy. In fact, this is Brian's team - from top to bottom, from the janitor to the reliever. Every last thing is his. And that is why the buck must stop with him. No more throwing people under the bus. And yes, Hal is ultimately responsible because Brian ostensibly serves at Hal's pleasure, so we can only conclude that there is a pee tape involved and that Brian has Hal by the Steinballs. The only other alternative is that Hal doesn't care. Or that he's an idiot. Wait, I could go on...
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