1. If the Mets outbid us for Juan Soto, we riot.
2. If we don't sign a new first baseman, we riot.
3. If the Martian comes to spring training still unable to catch fly balls, we riot.
4. If Cashman trades the farm system for some 35-year-old, we riot.
5. If Hal says the Yankees can't afford Soto, we riot.
6. When Giancarlo goes on the DL in April, we riot.
7. When DJ LeMahieu starts on opening day, we riot.
8. When Boone ruins Luke Weaver, we riot.
9. When the Mets sweep us - again - we riot.
10. Hell with this. Let's just riot.
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When they raise ticket prices again after getting out of for Soto we go on extended riot
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