Rejoice in knowing that nothing shall happen in the Yankiverse today: We won't sign a turkey, or trade for a lug nut, or do much of anything. *
Rejoice in knowing that 2025 won't depend on an algorithm, or our owner's wallet, or whatever circus evolves across town.
Rejoice in knowing that the upcoming season will belong to children - in this case, our SS and LF, neither of whom has celebrated a 24th birthday.
Will Anthony Volpe break out? If so, we have a chance.
Will Jasson Dominguez take over LF? If so, we have a chance.
I could also add the comedy team of Oswald & Oswaldo. If they rise, we have a chance.
And if they don't - well - rest assured that we at IT IS HIGH shall hold accountable those who delivered us to this desolate cusp of Hell.
Happy holidays. Now go eat a sandwich.
* If they trade DJ LeMahieu for Freddie Freeman and Mookie Betts, disregard this post.
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Sandwiches cost money, damn it! I can CONTEND for a sandwich, but cannot afford to actually EAT one, most likely.
Those multi-year sandwiches don't taste so hot after 10 or 12 years, anyway.
No one is going to have any teeth or the ability to taste anything by then and we’ll all be pooping out of our AI-nuses anyway so WHO’s on First? WHO CARES . . . (Townshend’s got a big heart)
Release DJLM now. He’s clogging the drain.
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