9. A federal ban on celebrity holiday TV specials.
8. A FBI criminal investigation of NFL franchises in New York City.
7. A bullpen lefty who can pitch in 70 games.
6. Another starter, because, "pitching, pitching, pitching..."
5. A slick-fielding 1B with power, who bats LH.
4. An everyday CF who is not Trent Grisham.
3. A Major League 3B. That's all. Any will do.
2. Chronic IBS for a certain way-too smiley Met RF.
1. New Yankee owner. Must suffer from arrested development. Must be trillionaire.
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A reasonable and attainable list, Señor Generalissimo Duque. Might I add:
11. Garlic fries E-Coli disinfectant in the form of "special ketchup"
12. Lower volume of music in the Stadium. MUCH lower]
13. A return to the old ticket prices instead of inflation for the sake of Hal's pockets?
14. A GoFundMe be established to send Brian to baseball re-education camp
15. Health and Harmony and prosperity for all in the extended IIHIIF family
Sadly, the volume everywhere is much lower for me.
WHAT!?!
16. A Manager who is just that, speaks eloquently and in a forthright manner, insisting on accountability from both himself and his players.
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