It's the Holiday Season and for all too many of us and we know who we are that means drinking.
2024 was a year that tried both our patience and our collective livers.
Here are few Yankee themed drink recipes to get the most important season of all off to a good start.
The Flaming Rodon
3 oz XO Cognac
Bitters
A Bic lighter.
Directions:
Pour cognac into glass and add no small amount of bitters.
This drink can be either served hot or cold the first two times you order it. It's up to the bartender so you never know what you're getting.
Regardless of how the first two go, the third time through your drink order, the Bic lighter comes into play the and the drink gets lit up.
Soto and Soda
One bottle of Captain Morgan’s Spiced 101 proof rum
One 12 Oz can Coca Cola
One 16 Oz Citibank Yankee Souvenir Cup
Directions:
Fill the cup to to brim with rum.
Down in one.
Note: Must be "one and done".
Toss the soda can. Just not at a Yankee fielder. He will drop it.
This classic Caribbean beverage is guaranteed to give you some of the most fun you’ve had in years.
The hangover is a bitch. Only you can decide if it was worth it.
The Billy Martini
12 Oz Vodka
Vermouth
Directions:
Combine Vodka and Vermouth in water glass.
Stir.
Chug.
Punch the person next to you.
The Aaron Boone
One shot of one of the
following depending on the analytics of the day’s matchup.
Vodka
Gin
Tequila
Plus:
Orange Juice
Frozen Bubble Gum
Directions:
Fill the glass with orange
juice. Drink it all.
Add frozen bubble gum to
the glass.
Wait for bubble gum to melt
down. Do nothing.
Save the shot of alcohol
for a different, more important situation later in the holiday season.
The Darryl Strawberry Daiquiri
This delicious drink contains no alcohol which, if you think about it, is a good idea.
ENJOY and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
7 comments:
Doug, you left out two ingredients for Boone. BS and stupidity.
Nice drink recipes. But I wouldn't waste XO cognac in the Rodon cocktail. Not even VSOP. Strictly VS only.
Your Billy Martini reminded me of a BM joke. Q- How many people does it take to kill Billy Martin? A- One and a fifth.
That's a good joke.
As to the XO ... so what you're saying is that it would make the drink too expensive for what it is and not worth the money? :)
And what about The Aaron Judge?
3 oz. rye whiskey
2 oz. lime juice
1 oz. Pimm's #1
tbsp maple syrup
Combine ingredients with ice and shake vigorously. Pour into glass.
Drop glass.
THE BABE RUTH
A glass of rye, washed down with a quart of beer and a healthy hit off a crack pipe, then have a hooker rub some cocaine on your balls and eat a pie.
THE PAVANO
1 Ambien and a shot of vodka
THE ELLSBURY
Two cookies and some Absinthe
THE GIAMBI
One bottle of Mad Dog 2020 and a hash brownie
All great!
Brilliant, Doug! I'm doin' 'em all!
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