It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Gee Thread º8/1º/2º25 – According to Yankees (Thrombosed) Analytics . . .

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Sunday, August 10, 2025

Gee Thread º8/1º/2º25 – According to Yankees (Thrombosed) Analytics . . .

Posted by AboveAverage at 12:30 PM

Guess who's due for an EEEEEE today !

48 comments:

BTR999 said...: Rosario to IL, shoulder. Escarra back up. Why?; August 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
AboveAverage said...: “As for Rosario, he injured his non-throwing shoulder running into the outfield wall on Friday, but the sprain does not seem to be serious”; August 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
BTR999 said...: Why even pitch to Altuve, with 2 outs bases empty. Not to mention a nothing fastball right down the middle; August 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
BTR999 said...: Wondering why Escarra. We have enough LH catchers, no?; August 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Because he’s fully embraced being a Yankee, BTR. His training has finally started to kick in.; August 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
AboveAverage said...: Make no mistake…..resign Blake, as well.; August 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Doug K. said...: Jasson is just too short to play left field; August 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BTR999 said...: Seems like Dominguez should’ve had that; August 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
AboveAverage said...: The training staff should put Jasson on a rack and slowly stretch him out and make him taller; August 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Doug K. said...: I don't know about the catch but it was the one handed bounce that went over his hand. Taller guy gets that. It seems to happen a lot.; August 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Doug K. said...: Boone hid during the old timers game and got ejected early in this one. Maybe he knows he's getting fired after today's game.; August 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
BTR999 said...: Once again, the offense is offensive; August 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: It's all right there in front of us; August 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
JM said...: Fried is fried.; August 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
BTR999 said...: Game over.

Lately, Fried’s pitches all seem elevated. He’s not the same pitcher he was earlier in the season.; August 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Must have something to do with his blistering fastball.; August 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
AboveAverage said...: See I might have said fastball blistering - but Hinky - nicely played; August 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Doug K. said...: I think we've found our 6th inning trailing by four runs shutdown pitcher!!!!; August 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
BernBabyBern said...: It so sad when not getting no-hit seems like a win.; August 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
JM said...: That's our man.; August 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
ranger_lp said...: When do the Yankees rename themselves to the Rally Killers?; August 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
13bit said...: My stomach hurts.; August 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
ranger_lp said...: Speed never goes into a slump…; August 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: A run!

An actual run!; August 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: No no-hitter! No shut-out! Today is now a success for these NY Yankees. Anything more is just icing on the cake.; August 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Is Boone fired yet?; August 10, 2025 at 3:58 PM
BernBabyBern said...: The Yankees should give everyone in the stands a refund for this pathetic exhibition.; August 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Are you kidding? Prices will probably double - fans are guaranteed to see one team pad their stats 81 times a year. And watch Manager for Life / Professional Idiot Aaron Boone chew gum & gesticulate wildly (& ineffectually) at least once a game. That’s entertainment!; August 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
JM said...: Do the Yankees have a rally in their bones?

Lololololololol!; August 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
JM said...: This team is a pathetic excuse for a pathetic excuse.; August 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: They are a damned good excuse for a drunken blog, though.; August 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
13bit said...: Ugh; August 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Publius said...: Williams pitched a good inning! McMahon played a good third base!; August 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hinkey Haines said...: Rivera didn’t rip his other Achilles!; August 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
BTR999 said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; August 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
13bit said...: Nobody projectile-vomited in the dugout!; August 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
BTR999 said...: I got lucky last night! uh-oh TMI; August 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
AboveAverage said...: My apologies for Volpe not coming through with an error today.

Perhaps I need to charge my magic 8 ball..

Hal - if you're reading this please fire Boone, and Blake prior to tomorrow night's game.

Thank You for your cooperation, Citizen; August 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: BTR, remember -- there are two kinds of luck. Good luck, and the HAL/intern/bonehead kind. The second kind just pisses off juju gods.; August 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Another uplifting performance by the striped pins today. I was going to sign up for IPTV. Now I'm thinking my blood pressure and my liver don't need it.; August 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
13bit said...: My sphincter is tired of the pummeling, as well. Difficult being a Yankee fan these days. Hard on all parts of the body.; August 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Mr. bit, HAL and Pal aren't even kind enough to provide lube, just a little sand to make the experience more memorable.; August 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: I was going to add something about HAL/Pal/Bonehead being the three stooges, but that would be an insult to even Curly Joe.

Read somewhere today that Honus Wagner gave baseball tips to the high school team of one Moses Horwitz, aka Moe Howard. So the Three Stooges definitely had more baseball sense than the Yankees idiot triumvirate.; August 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
AboveAverage said...: I fear that tomorrow’s game thread is going to be very dark.; August 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
13bit said...: https://i0.wp.com/www.nowverybad.com/wp-content/uploads/dr_strangelove_still6.jpg; August 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
AboveAverage said...: No No No - that’s quite joyful and uplifting.

Something D A R K E R; August 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Piiax said...: It's easy to fix the Yankees. Add a tariff of 5 runs to each game when they allow the other team to play them.; August 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
AboveAverage said...: JM - How's the coffee where you are at ?; August 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM

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