HOW THE FUCK DID WE BLOW A 6-0 LEAD IN THE FIFTH?
HOW THE FUCK DID WE BLOW A 12-10 LEAD IN THE NINTH?
HOW THE FUCK DID WE TRADE FOR EXACTLY THE BULLPEN WE ALREADY HAD?
WHY THE FUCK WASN'T WEAVER CLOSING?
WHY THE FUCK WAS CABALLERO PLAYING RIGHT FUCKING FIELD?
WHY THE FUCK WAS BELLINGER PLAYING FIRST BASE?
WHY THE FUCK IS VOLPE STILL THE SHORTSTOP?
WHY THE FUCK IS BOONE SUCH AN FUCKING IDIOT?
WHY THE FUCK DOES ANYONE IN THIS ORGANIZATION STILL HAVE A JOB?
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SCORE 12 RUNS AND LOSE?
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Conspiracy theory:
JM = the poster formerly known as ALL-CAPS.
PS, the Yankees organization is a fish that rots from the head, and it has mad cow disease
The ju ju gods take special pleasure in humiliating Brian Cashman. Ingenious cruelty.
Ask the Pirates how they scored 16 runs and lost? They were ahead 9-0 before the Rockies came to bat...must be something astrological here...
Holy shit, that's really bad.
Nah, he's not ALLCAPS., ALLCAPS is now in D.C., running the EPA. JM is our own JM. And I applaud this post. It's a constant reminder of the ageless meme: it's not about the answers. it's the questions that are important. I love you all.
(It was intended to be absurd, unlike the intern, who is unintentionally absurd)
My answers to your probing philosophical questions:
1. Boone
2. Boone
3. Cashman
4. Cashman's AI bot masquerading as his analytics squad
5. Cashman's AI bot masquerading as his analytics squad
6. Cashman's AI bot masquerading as his analytics squad
7. Cashman's AI bot masquerading as his analytics squad
8. Boone & Cashman's AI bot masquerading as his analytics squad
9. Boone, Cashman & Hal
10. Hal
By choking!
I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
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