Saturday, October 4, 2025

Game One – American League Division Series – Yankees √s Toronto – Gil √s Gausman



 TIME TO GIL

115 comments:

13bit said...

🙏🏼

Hinkey Haines said...

Is Aaron Judge the tallest singles hitter in baseball history?

AboveAverage said...

Perhaps.

Who may I ask is asking ?

AboveAverage said...

That’s some kind of home run trot, Vlad ….

JM said...

It's amazing he can get around at all, AA.

AboveAverage said...

Gausman will be throwing about 70% splitters against us

JM said...

Fatboy wears the idiot mantel. Classy.

Hinkey Haines said...

Gausman looks like he could have a lead role in a movie about the Hatfields & the McCoys.

AboveAverage said...

UUUUUUUUUGH

AboveAverage said...

You noticed that too ?

🫣

AboveAverage said...

Whooopsie

Hinkey Haines said...

This isn’t good.

JM said...

Fatass 2.

JM said...

Gil won't get better. Bring in Warren.

JM said...

Take. Him. Out.

AboveAverage said...

I would leave him in for another inning on a short leash and see if he can autocorrect . . .

AboveAverage said...

And I also think that we should start hitting more

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Yankees hitting would be welcome

Hinkey Haines said...

FFS, the Yankees are gonna get shut out on 80 pitches.

13bit said...

Dead Bat Society

13bit said...

In-Game Haiku #9000

Hitting for Dummies
Is my favorite handbook
Boonie should read it.

JM said...

Why work the count, right?
Swing away, it's okay
Four pitches, three outs

TheWinWarblist said...

4 pitches. That's all it took for 8 9 and 1 to go 1-2-3. Great game strategy that is.

JM said...

Gil is looking better here.

JM said...

Jinx.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

We're looking a little flat here. Toronto has all the energy/momentum.

JM said...

All the crazed Canucks in the stadium.

JM said...

Boone actually doing the right thing taking Gil out before it's too late.

TheWinWarblist said...

All three dogs were standing in the doorway deciding if they wre going out or staying in. Like giant cats.

TheWinWarblist said...

Tim Hill? Joy.

ranger_lp said...

Blue Jays have to win this game…

BernBabyBern said...

Not sure if I like taking Gil out here. He looked a lot better this inning than the first two. Looked like he had settled down — and the single by Vlad wasn’t a bad pitch. I hate having 6.1 innings of bullpen work.

AboveAverage said...

Kirk apparently doesn’t wear a cup.

You’ll wish you hadn’t seen it when you do….

AboveAverage said...

Rice can not hit a splitter

(Just in case you were wondering)

ranger_lp said...

https://x.com/dominguezlover8/status/1974247875191414984?s=46&t=xakCsa-eOn5B-j0U_gWfOw

JM said...

I did see it and it's disgusting.

JM said...

Exactly, Ranger. The guy's never got over the ass-kicking he got over 25 years ago.

Hinkey Haines said...

I didn’t see it, but I, too, am disgusted.

13bit said...

I did not see it, but I'd like to think I'm disgusting, as well as disgusted.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

The frustrating thing is that the BloJays are playing quite well.

JM said...

Doval. Crapshoot.

Pocono Steve said...

Doval. Sure, why not? It's okay to spot your opponent a free game in a five-game set

Local Bargain Jerk said...

There was an old joke, perhaps misattributed to Robin Williams, that said "Ballet is men wearing pants so tight you can tell what religion they are."

13bit said...

Gil was not awful. Way to destroy his confidence

AboveAverage said...

1,2,3 inning though

13bit said...

We are on a boat in the middle of a lake. The sun is setting and wind starts to blow across the water. Fog rolls in. Where is the land?

AboveAverage said...

Behind you

JM said...

Volpe and Wells. We're getting there.

13bit said...

🙏🏼

AboveAverage said...

Bases loaded..

Walk Judge ?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I used to be disgusted
And now I try to be amused.

TheWinWarblist said...

This is interesting.

TheWinWarblist said...

Maybe be Judge for once in the playoffs?

ranger_lp said...

Montefiore turning point?

13bit said...

Sigh

Hinkey Haines said...

Choke.

13bit said...

I’ll take it

TheWinWarblist said...

Not even close to the strike zone.

JM said...

The pitch he always swung at. Guess he still does under pressure.

13bit said...

Remember during the last Dynasty, and nobody wanted to be the guy to strike out, how the mantra was always used to “keep the line moving?“

JM said...

Belli can still see, unlike Judge.

13bit said...

Siri makes me sound like an idiot

13bit said...

Not that I need her help to do that

Local Bargain Jerk said...

Wow, surprised he's pulling Gaussman. I think that's good for us.

13bit said...

Three men on base, no outs, only one run. Fuck these guys

JM said...

Bit, you am correct.

Hinkey Haines said...

“Hey Siri, who sucks with bases loaded?”

“The New York Yankees.”

JM said...

Sad.

13bit said...

SUCK MY BALLS, VLADDIE!!!

13bit said...

JUJU GODS! We beseech thee! We have been wandering in the woods for too long. Deliver us, please!

AboveAverage said...

Duval again - 1, 2, 3

13bit said...

⚡️⚡️⚡️JUJU⚡️⚡️⚡️

JM said...

Judge just sucks in a big spot. And the later in the game, the worse he is.

Not an immortal. Not at all.

13bit said...

They should make their salaries dependent upon results.

13bit said...

These guys have no fire in the belly

Hinkey Haines said...

Mid-at bat? Was too busy to pay attention earlier?

13bit said...

Probably distracted little Volpe. Boone is a moron, but we already knew that.

Carl J. Weitz said...

God, Weaver is si shot.

Carl J. Weitz said...

So*

13bit said...

Why am I wasting my life on these assholes?

Carl J. Weitz said...

Wait and see, Cashman will re-sign Dream Weaver.

13bit said...

Ugh

JM said...

Luke sucks since the injury.

Cruz is not doing much better.

AboveAverage said...

Cruz ?

TheWinWarblist said...

CashBrain is a genius. Look what he achieved with our bullpen.

JM said...

Boone is an idiot. Where's Warren? Why is Cruz still in?

AboveAverage said...

Whooopsie

13bit said...

No hitting, no bullpen. I'm gonna punch the clock for the night. I guess I'll see all of you guys around the ranch. They have reverted to form. Fuck Brian and fuck Boone

AboveAverage said...

B L A C K B U R N ?

JM said...

I agree, Bit. Another game blown when it didn't have to be. Saving Warren for later in the season, I guess.

13bit said...

JM, let me know when you plan to hit the city. We will be out of the playoffs by that point, but it will be a relief. We can get together at a sports bar and watch hockey or something

AboveAverage said...

If the transport room is operational again then, May I join you’all ?

AboveAverage said...

Transporter

13bit said...

Let's make it happen! Maybe we should try to form a WhatsApp group or something so that we can plan this out. That being said, I'm too exhausted tonight. I can't watch any more of this. It's painful.

TheWinWarblist said...

What a revoltin' development...

TheWinWarblist said...

Boone is a Professional Idiot.

Hinkey Haines said...

I’ll take the train up.

Hinkey Haines said...

Not Boone’s fault that Judge choked, but bringing in Weaver, in spite of all the evidence that he’s broken, is - & that’s what put the game on ice.

AboveAverage said...

Blah

AboveAverage said...

Kirk the Dangler goes Deep again…

TheWinWarblist said...

The heralded Yankee bullpen.

AboveAverage said...

I blame Donnie Baseball

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Huh?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I predicted they'd release Blackburn after the mutts series.

They should have

TheWinWarblist said...

Vaunted.

AboveAverage said...

He’s eating innings
YumYumYum

AboveAverage said...

Aaron ?

Earth to Aaron ?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

CFL score now.

But somewhere big head is asking if there's a rally in their bones

TheWinWarblist said...

Kirk is a fat bastard.

HoraceClarke66 said...

In some ways, best to have all the bad shit in one game. Get 'em tomorrow...

BTR999 said...

Not worth a comment

AboveAverage said...

Volpe: retaliation for the hit batsman

13bit said...

I will borrow some of your faith, Hoss

TheWinWarblist said...

Pathetic.

TheWinWarblist said...

It's a beautiful night in the Hudson Valley.