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Final 2024 Tabloids Covers Standings
- Yankees 215
- Knicks 160.5
- Mets 141.5
- Giants 63
- Jets 44.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
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- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
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- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
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- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
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RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
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Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
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YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
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Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
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Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
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So, we now know that Schlittsky is possibly the equivalent of the Manchurian Candidate and that he may, in fact, have a Musk-installed controller chip in his head that is controlled by a joystick in the Red Sox dugout. Dark times, my friends...
Schlittler is an editor's dream. Can you imagine the headlines in the Post if he falls on his face?
Or . . . controlled by Valentine from Kingsman The Secret Service
(look for the scare near his ear on the side of his neck)
https://youtu.be/t7ybRKVCUxM?si=mh6S8JRZ009YgnIh
I'm hiding under the covers with the pillow over my head. The thought of losing to those guys is revolting, worse than the 5th inning last year.
Make sure there's enough air under there
LIES!! ALL LIES!!
or if he walks into a fan...
You keep us all honest, Winnie.
Leave room for the rest of us. We're on the way over.
It's the bottom of the 2ns oand I have more butterflies in my stomach than the two teenage boys on the mound..
Big G? They're calling Giancarlo Big G in the Yankee booth.
Don't stare at your dame hits, Stanton -- run!
See ya, Rosie! Time to go lie down in the back of the car.
So, what's the prevailing sentiment towards Jazz these days? Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to feel?
I'll tell you what - if these assholes advance to the next round, I say we do a zoom watch party.
That's a brilliant idea Mr. Bit
After the earlier conversation about Catwoman, I can understand.
Can we all be drunk?
(rhetorical question, obviously)
I can't help but think of Cheech and Chong's skit about Basketball Jones: sponsored by budweiser. Just remember when you're out of beer -- tough Schlitz!
Drunk, crazy, screams puking - you name it. Let's dream big dreams. I could totally set up the Zoom part. For this game, though, I recall the words of Colonel Ruppert, Who said something along the lines of "I like it when they score 7 runs early and then slowly pull away." I'm sure that Hoss could correct me, but I feel like I read once that he said that when he was asked his idea of a perfect game.
ZooM pArTy !
There’s one.
These fuckers better hang on to get that Zoom party.
(And Amed Rosario of all people is the guy to drive in the run?)
There’s another one.
Wait a minute ... the Yankees had the bases loaded ... and DIDN'T hit a weak pop-up? What the hell is going on here?
Sweet Jesus...
We need 10 more runs
Is Aaron Judge finally gonna have a post-season moment?
Typical station-to-station Yankee offense right there!
Need a quick shutdown inning & then another crooked number.
Do not believe what you are seeing. Do not.
Not quite quick but … another zero.
Way to go Jazz. C’mon.
Six - one for each finger
Steal second, Jazz. Now.
The little info boxes on Schlitter says he's throwing a 100-mph sinker.
I mean ... what???
I think I’m in love.
Criminy. Schlittler is dealing.
That is some tough schlitz
Trust me, just lust.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Blotter?
11 K no runs through 7. The bullpen has got their work cut out for them if their gonna blow this game. But I have faith.
I love the Jomboy reference…
It's really never over until it's over with these guys.
Judge just doesn't playoff, does he?
I love Judge, but he needs either a shrink or an exorcist. One good hit could cure him, but I'm not going to hold my breath.
We actually developed a pitcher…
WOW
Bruh Did Aaron Boone's body get taken over by the ghost of Joe Torre what is THIS going with his gut
Mc-Man!
Ryan Fucking McMahon!!!!
I will not believe. I will not believe. IwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieveIwillnotbelieve ...
Boone gettin' ready to fuck this up! Leave the man in.
If they throw Luke Weaver out there in the ninth I will throw a brick through my TV ....
We need to leave Shlitz in.
Schlit-Faced
please god let Chapo crapo the bed
We need some insurance runs.
Looked like he was done
Boone should let Cole pitch the 9th
sigh
Unless they score 52 runs this inning, it’ll be Bednar.
Remember what it was like when we had Mariano? I know you do...
Not out of the woods yet…
You'd think -- but remember it's Boone in our dugout, so ........
The Panamanian Destructicon.
Can someone tell me how many pitches Shlitz had? Was it under 120? How many ways can I hate Boone anew?
Walks the lead off hitter.
108 pitches.
One more
HOLY SHIT
Next game, we zoom...
The UH UH UH UH UH ... ?????
Yankees Win!!!
THE-UH-UH-UH-UH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YANKEES WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 down, 11 to go.
ZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy Schlit!
I'm going to go and meditate on life and try to enjoy this moment. As we said in Olde Yonkers, where i great up - EAT SHIT AND DIE, RED SOX...
Woo hoo!
I predicted Yankees in 2.
Just wasn't the first 2.
You know, there's nothing quite like ending the Red Sox season.
And Cam Schlittler might just have become a star.
NY Post headline tomorrow?
Great win!!!!!
Miraculous game by the kid
From the interwebs:
"On July 2nd, Cam Schlittler gave up 7 runs in 2 1/3 innings against the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs. Life comes at you pretty fast."
That was one ace performance
Incredible.
I envy the people in the stands right now. As someone who was at game 6 of the 2009 ALCS, I can say that there are few places as fun to be at than Yankee Stadium after winning a clincher. EVERYONE sings along with Sinatra, and high-fives everyone within their field of vision. I high-fived so many people my hand was sore, and it was great.
Katie Sharp:
Cam Schlitter is the 1st pitcher in MLB history with 8+ IP, 12+ K, 0 R and 0 BB in any Postseason game.
Cam Schlitter is the 1st pitcher in MLB history with 8+ IP, 12+ K, 0 R and 0 BB in any Postseason game.
And who’s the best managers in baseball ?
we heard you up in Dobbs Ferry, and we say fuckin' right
Aaron Fuckin Boone....jk 😂
AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shlitz became a Yankee tonight. I'm happy for the guy. Can we put Boone in a sealed Airstream for the next few weeks?
Number 31. Cam (Cammm) Schlittler (Schlittleerrr).
Yes please
How sweet it is, All Hail King Schlittler!
What was Cam's game score?
Cam famously is a CAT owner
I have six rescues so he is my guy!
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