Thursday, October 2, 2025

Game Three – AL Wild Card Series Game Thread – NY √s Boston – Schlittler √s (hope our hitters get to him) Early




HERE'S HOPING THAT
ALL THE RIGHT CALLS
ARE MADE TONIGHT !

21 comments:

13bit said...

So, we now know that Schlittsky is possibly the equivalent of the Manchurian Candidate and that he may, in fact, have a Musk-installed controller chip in his head that is controlled by a joystick in the Red Sox dugout. Dark times, my friends...

Ceeja said...

Schlittler is an editor's dream. Can you imagine the headlines in the Post if he falls on his face?

AboveAverage said...

Or . . . controlled by Valentine from Kingsman The Secret Service
(look for the scare near his ear on the side of his neck)

https://youtu.be/t7ybRKVCUxM?si=mh6S8JRZ009YgnIh

Parson Tom said...

I'm hiding under the covers with the pillow over my head. The thought of losing to those guys is revolting, worse than the 5th inning last year.

AboveAverage said...

Make sure there's enough air under there

TheWinWarblist said...

LIES!! ALL LIES!!

13bit said...

or if he walks into a fan...

13bit said...

You keep us all honest, Winnie.

13bit said...

Leave room for the rest of us. We're on the way over.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

It's the bottom of the 2ns oand I have more butterflies in my stomach than the two teenage boys on the mound..

TheWinWarblist said...

Big G? They're calling Giancarlo Big G in the Yankee booth.

BernBabyBern said...

Don't stare at your dame hits, Stanton -- run!

13bit said...

See ya, Rosie! Time to go lie down in the back of the car.

13bit said...

So, what's the prevailing sentiment towards Jazz these days? Can someone tell me how I'm supposed to feel?

13bit said...

I'll tell you what - if these assholes advance to the next round, I say we do a zoom watch party.

Local Bargain Jerk said...

That's a brilliant idea Mr. Bit

Rufus T. Firefly said...

After the earlier conversation about Catwoman, I can understand.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Can we all be drunk?

(rhetorical question, obviously)

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I can't help but think of Cheech and Chong's skit about Basketball Jones: sponsored by budweiser. Just remember when you're out of beer -- tough Schlitz!

13bit said...

Drunk, crazy, screams puking - you name it. Let's dream big dreams. I could totally set up the Zoom part. For this game, though, I recall the words of Colonel Ruppert, Who said something along the lines of "I like it when they score 7 runs early and then slowly pull away." I'm sure that Hoss could correct me, but I feel like I read once that he said that when he was asked his idea of a perfect game.

AboveAverage said...

ZooM pArTy !