Thursday, October 16, 2025

Detect the flaw in Anthony Volpe's batting strategy

Posted by el duque at 2:07 PM

 

 Is it...

a) Hands too high
b) Elbow too straight
c) Too many bats.

5 comments:

AboveAverage said...

d) Brains

October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Doug K. said...

Bad shoulder. Gotta be the injury right?

October 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Publius said...

If there's anybody with the stomach to watch the Cash conference all the way through, two bits are worthwhile. 1) Cash's oblique comparison of Volpe to Baker Mayfield...he half smiled while saying it. Knows it's horseshit and he's teasing us, 2) he got himself in a tangle talking about a "championship winning gene". Started squirming real quick. He definitely wants that one back. Pretty funny. Couldn't happen to more mediocre guy.

October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Pocono Steve said...

d) too much suck

October 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hinkey Haines said...

Other news:

* Rodon had surgery to remove “loose bodies” in his elbow & will be back in May.
* Judge won’t need surgery on his arm.
* Cole could be available around the All Star Game, & Schmitt late in the season.

Translation:
* Rodon’s “loose bodies” were actually the remains of Jimmy Hoffa; he’ll get injured 3 different times during rehab & be out for the season.
* Judge WILL need surgery on his arm.
* Cole will be out until 2027. Schmitt will be out until 2028.

October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM

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