Tuesday, October 21, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – PAIN ! Oh the PAIN ! Edition

Posted by AboveAverage at 11:30 AM



 LOOK INTO MY EYES
KNOW THAT I DON'T REALLY CARE
NOW PLEASE, GO AWAY . . .



5 comments:

Doug K. said...

The season is through.
Ballparks empty of Haikus.
Can we do limericks?

October 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Doug K. said...

There once was an owner named Hally.
Who refused to fire his pally.
Though his team building sucked
and the fans all felt fucked...
All Hal cared about was his tally.


October 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
AboveAverage said...

Perfecto

October 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
13bit said...

How about national anthems?


O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
13bit said...

There once was a bootlick named Brian
Whose trading set New York a crying
He emptied the farm for a bunch of sore arms and now we lie silently, dying

October 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM

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