Tuesday, October 21, 2025

An Above Average Haiku Tuesday – PAIN ! Oh the PAIN ! Edition



 LOOK INTO MY EYES
KNOW THAT I DON'T REALLY CARE
NOW PLEASE, GO AWAY . . .



14 comments:

Doug K. said...

The season is through.
Ballparks empty of Haikus.
Can we do limericks?

Doug K. said...

There once was an owner named Hally.
Who refused to fire his pally.
Though his team building sucked
and the fans all felt fucked...
All Hal cared about was his tally.


AboveAverage said...

Perfecto

13bit said...

How about national anthems?


O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

13bit said...

There once was a bootlick named Brian
Whose trading set New York a crying
He emptied the farm for a bunch of sore arms and now we lie silently, dying

Doug K. said...

Good one.

AboveAverage said...

Lovely

Rufus T. Firefly said...
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Rufus T. Firefly said...

And for a hike you...

Unlike what Cone says
I can't root for the laundry
Just Donnie Baseball

edb said...

If the fans of this blog are at a Yankee game and Hal is there, Boo Him!

Hinkey Haines said...

Boo him? We held up a sign demanding he sell the team (I’d post the picture if I could)…

AboveAverage said...


Boone is an idiot for sure
Like a disease for which there's just not a cure
I ask what have we done
To deserve such a bum
This seed spitting, rank amateur




Carl J. Weitz said...

A team owner named Hal has said, " Fuck it"
I'll move my AAA team to Nantucket
He said to Cashman, "You can stay"
As long as with my genitals you play
And do as ordered when I say " Suck it"

13bit said...

Nice - and what I discovered after trying for two hours today is that NOTHING rhymes with "Harold."