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The famed Blue Jay
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Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 128.5
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Jets, World Series, score in 2025 Tabloids Cover Race
- Yankees 172
- Knicks 148.5
- Mets 133
- Giants 44
- St. John's basketball 31
- Jets 27
- NFL Postseason 15.5
- NCAA Final Four 3
- Golf 3
- Luka Doncic 2
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- Oklahoma wins NBA 2
- George Foreman RIP 2
- Rangers (Hockey) 2
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- Trump 1
- Ohio State football 1
- CC in the Hall 1
- Ichiro in the Hall 0.5
- DC airplane tragedy 1
- Ovechkin over Gretzky 1
- Clyde Frazier's 80th birthday 1
- Islanders 1
Final 2024 Tabloids Covers Standings
- Yankees 215
- Knicks 160.5
- Mets 141.5
- Giants 63
- Jets 44.5
- Rangers (NY) 36.5
- NFL Playoffs 18.5
- The Olympics 17
- St. John's basketball 7
- College Basketball 6.5
- Bill Belichick 6
- Ohtani & the Dodgers 4
- Death of Willie Mays 3.5
- Soccer 3
- Nets 3
- MLB All-Star Game 3
- NY Liberty 3
- NCAA Women's basketball 2
- Bill Walton: RIP 2
- Rickie Henderson: RIP 2
- Golf 2
- Nick Saban retires 1
- Jim Harbaugh goes pro 1
- Mike Tyson comeback 1
- Injuries 1
YANKS WIN 2023 TABLOIDS COVERS RACE
- Yankees 150
- Jets 136
- Mets 119.5
- Giants 115
- Knicks 112.5
- Nets 19
- Damar Hamlin 14
- March Madness 12
- NFL 9.5
- Rangers 9.5
- NBA 4.5
- Golf 4
- Tennis 3
- R.I.P. Willis Reed 3
- Jersey Devils 2.5
- R.I.P. Jim Brown 2.5
- Michigan Football cheating 2
- Tom Brady 2
- Death of Tim McCarver 2
- Rick Pitino 2
- Shohei Ohtani 2
- Leborn James 1
- College Football 1
- Scott Rolen 1
- Jim Boeheim 1
Yanks Win 2022 Tabloids Covers Race
- Yankees 210.5
- Mets 147.5
- Giants 75
- Knicks 60
- Nets 54
- Jets 49
- Rangers 44
- Saint Peter Peacocks 17
- NFL 16
- MLB Lockout 13
- Golf 9
- World Cup 9
- Serena Williams 6
- NCAA basketball 5
- Tom Brady 5
- Olympics 4
- Hall of Fame 3
- NBA 3
- World Series 3
- College Football 2
2021 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKS 207
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Mets 156
Knicks 123.5
Nets 62.5
NFL 23.5
Jets 45
Giants 58.5
College Basketball 15
Islanders 6
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
Tiger Woods 5
College Football 5
RIP: Hank Aaron 4
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
MLB (various) 6
Rangers 4
John Madden 3
Covid 3
Milwaukee Bucks 2
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
Golf 1.5
Catsup Curt Schilling 1
RIP: Tommy Lasorda 1
2020 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
Yankees 152
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
Mets 132
Giants 123.5
Jets 55
NFL w (Super Bowl) 52
Knicks 51MLB (w/World Series) 46
Covid 37
Nets 20
Astros cheating scandal 16.5
RIP: Kobe Bryant 13.5
NBA 11
Rangers 8.5
Golf 8Horse racing 5
NCAA football 4
Olympics 2.5
Patrick Ewing w Covid 2
RIP: Hank Steinbrenner 2
RIP: Anthony Causi 2
RIP: George Floyd 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
Tennis 2
NCAA basketball 2
NASCAR racism 2
RIP: David Stern 1
RIP: Don Shula 1
RIP: Tom Dempsey 1
RIP: Joe Morgan 1
Colin Kaepernick 1
Chinese Baseball 1
Little League baseball 1
Lady Liberty 1
MMA 1
Michael Jordan 1
Len Dykstra disgrace 1
2019 Tabloids Back Page & Covers Results
YANKEES 211.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Golf 6
Big Papi shooting 3.5
Mets 190.5
Giants 87.2
Jets 68
Knicks 67.5
NFL 30.5
NCAA basketball 20.5
Nets 15
Women's Soccer 7.5
NBA Playoffs 6Golf 6
Kentucky Derby 4
Wanton NFL violence 4Big Papi shooting 3.5
NCAA football 3.5
Joe Girardi 2
Bryce Harper 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Bob Kraft sex ring 2
Eleven with 1
Our Headquarters
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Final 2018 Tabloids Cover Count
Yankees 242
Mets 154.5Giants 139.5
Jets 69.5
Knicks 50.5
NFL Playoffs 18
NCAA basketball 14.5
Golf 8
NCAA Football 6
NBA Playoffs 6
NCAA scandals 3
(11 with 2 or less.)
Final 2017 Tabloid Cover Count
Number of Daily News/NY Post front and/or back covers awarded in 2017.
YANKEES 286.5
Giants 110.5
Mets 109
Mets 109
Jets 34.5
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
NFL Playoffs 16.5
March Madness 16
World Series 11
Rangers 10
Redsocks 5
NBA Playoffs 5
Tiger Woods 4
(13 with 2 or less)
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22 comments:
The season is through.
Ballparks empty of Haikus.
Can we do limericks?
There once was an owner named Hally.
Who refused to fire his pally.
Though his team building sucked
and the fans all felt fucked...
All Hal cared about was his tally.
Perfecto
How about national anthems?
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all of us command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
There once was a bootlick named Brian
Whose trading set New York a crying
He emptied the farm for a bunch of sore arms and now we lie silently, dying
Good one.
Lovely
And for a hike you...
Unlike what Cone says
I can't root for the laundry
Just Donnie Baseball
If the fans of this blog are at a Yankee game and Hal is there, Boo Him!
Boo him? We held up a sign demanding he sell the team (I’d post the picture if I could)…
Boone is an idiot for sure
Like a disease for which there's just not a cure
I ask what have we done
To deserve such a bum
This seed spitting, rank amateur
A team owner named Hal has said, " Fuck it"
I'll move my AAA team to Nantucket
He said to Cashman, "You can stay"
As long as with my genitals you play
And do as ordered when I say " Suck it"
Nice - and what I discovered after trying for two hours today is that NOTHING rhymes with "Harold."
Not, "caroled"?
Doug K., great limerick, and interesting anecdote about Dr. Smith.
O Peerless One, great summary of our present plight. YES, the Yankees have been one player short for years. Always always always because Brian Cashman has failed to judge talent, or because Hal Steinbrenner won't pay for it. It's the perfect combination for futility...
I will say this, even though I am not a Giants fan: that team has found a quarterback. Yeah, he made a couple of rookie mistakes on Sunday. But coming back after them, and scoring what SHOULD have been the game-winning touchdown? That was impressive.
If the Jints have any sense, they'll give Dabol and some of the front office their walking papers—the defense and the sub kicker were both Cashmanic disgraces—but that Jaxson Dart kid can play. He is one of the few beacons of hope here in Loser City.
Oh—and since I know the world is waiting to hear this: gotta root for the Blue Jays, a bunch of stupid louts who I thoroughly despise. Gotta root for the Red Army team if they're playing the Dodgers. I even rooted for the Red Sox against them back in 2018.
I think I saw about five innings of that World Series. Don't know if I can make it past one pitch in this one.
Oh, and Duque, the Trump ballroom—and planned arch—have given me inspiration and purpose. I am determined to live long to see both of them torn down and hauled to the dump once that vicious clown is out of office.
Incidentally, a friend of mine says "Dodgers in three." Sounds about right.
I'm back in Germany and the depression starts in 3...2...1...
I would rather have bursted thrombosed bleeding hemorrhoids than watch this WS.
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