No announcements. No movements. No nothings. This is the Yankees.

Three weeks from pitchers and catchers, six from the first tweaked gonads of spring, here is how everything shapes up for the 2026 Yankees.

1. No Carlos Rodon until May. 

2. No Anthony Volpe until June.

3. No Gerrit Cole until July.

4. No Devin Williams and Luke Weaver. Period.

5. No replacements for Devin Williams and Luke Weaver.

6. The ghost of Paul Goldschmidt is wandering Earth. 

7. Clarke Schmidt might return in September.

8. To round out the rotation, we have David Weathers' kid and a Rule 5 pitcher.

9. Everybody is a year older. (And 15 members of our 40-man roster are over 30.)

10. Greenland hates us.

11. Canada hates us.

12. Europe, Venezuela - hell - everybody hates us.

13. Except for Putin. He loves us. 

14. The Giants have a new head coach.

15. Aaron Boone likes what he sees.