Friday, May 1, 2026

MLB All-Workers-of-the-World-Unite! Team

 1B  Marx Texeira

2B  Stalin Castro
SS  Lenyn Sosa
3B  Pinko Higgins

LF  Apparatchik Hafey
CF  Adam Engels
RF  Fellow Traveler Jankowski

C   Roy Partee Member

RHP Red Ruffing, Red Faber, Red Patterson

LHP Lefty Grove, Lefty Holmes, Lefty Calhoun, Lefty Gomez, Lefty O’Doul

MGR Commie Mack



7 comments:

el duque said...

Bernie Williams. Eric Chavez.

Stang said...

Opposing them: Andy Petite Bourgeoisie

el duque said...

Didn't the Redsocks have a pitcher named "Workman?"

Publius said...

"Iron Felix" Fermin
Cesar "Chavez" Cedeno
Trot"sky" Nixon (the dialectic personified)
Ahmed Rosario "Luxembourg"
"Marshal Tito" Francona
Cleon "Mother" Jones
"Eugene" Debs Garms
Jazz "Shirley" Chisolm
Chili "Angela" Davis
Mel "Gus" Hall
Ha-Seong Kim "Philby"


JM said...

Three time All-Star Pinky Higgins.

BTR999 said...

No Volpe or Dominguez in tonight’s lineup. Grisham dropped to ninth.

Barring an unannounced call the four bench players tonight, Escarra, Dominguez, who can’t play, McMahon and Schumann. Great.

Alibi Ike said...

Deep dives. Even a British spy! And you can call Cleon "Mother" but I'll be standing over here.