Yankees embrace diversity

... and possibly each other.

(Alfredo Aceves as the Indian; Humberto Sanchez as the Naval Officer; Juan Miranda as the Cop; Francisco Cervelli as the Biker; Brett Gardner as the Construction Worker; Dave Robertson as the Cowboy; Phil Coke as Tyler Kepner.)

Who's Mid?

"I don't know anyone by that name. Mid? That's half of a word! Mid-dle, Mid-way, Modesto Irrigation District, and so on and so forth. Me? I'm your host Michael Kei. I jog around Yankee Stadium maybe 3 or 4 times before I start my broadcast. Then I take about 10 No-Doz. Just to make sure I can irritate Paul O'Neill about some guy wearing his number. That's me! Michael Kei! See ya!"

Now batting...

The latest addition to the lineup...

Mid!


"Thank you, thank you. I hope to help lead this valiant team towards another season below .500. I only wish that our wonderful captain, Prince Frankenstein, will let me bat fifth, bunt on a left field shift, and take me out after 4.5 games."