“As Johnny has said he is more than willing to return to New York."

The winner of the 2010 IT IS HIGH/Nobel Peace Prize
would gleefully return his message of hope to Metropolis.

Yes, some chattering, cratered-face naysayers scream
there is no rightful fit.

But has Johnny Damon ever hurt the team he played for?

HE STOLE SECOND AND THIRD...
IN ONE PITCH.