Ted Williams For John Sterling

Remember when we all felt the red Sox Nation was nuts because they froze Ted Williams' head, hoping for a miracle?

Well, a few days back, Ted Williams was reclaimed from under a bridge, somewhere in Ohio.

Turns out, he has a voice that is the second coming of Bob Sheppard and

John Sterling combined.

If the Yankees, or the ESPN people, or the YES network ( whoever pulls John's strings ) do not re-sign him for next season, we should throw our hat into the Ted Williams' ring.

How great would that be: Ted Williams announcing the Yankee line-up on every radio broadcast?

In the meantime, I'm heading for Columbus, Ohio with a gallon of " Night Train," seeking a female version of Ted Williams in the event that the string pullers don't sign Suzyn either.

See you all in Tampa.