Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Yeah. Right: The Boston Globe has some advice for us

Nice try, Commy War Machine Lie Engine. As if we'll take your advice.

Over New Years, they tried to plant this in our heads, like those computer viruses we sent to Iran to mess up their doomsday project.

I don't even know where to start on this. But if any Yank fans out there fell to weakness -- you imagined the Manny Being Manny of 2004 batting behind ARod -- get thee to a nunnery. Or at least a bar. Soon, Manny will start grubbing for his last contract, his last go-around in the majors. At that point, it's Boston's job to take him in, not ours.

We spent the entire last decade paying off contracts of the stars of yesteryear -- Kevin Brown, Randy Johnson, Gary Sheffield, et al. Not only did they win us nothng, but then they were angry when we showed them the door. Not anymore. Nice try, Pravda.

3 comments:

Stang said...

Garry Sheffield played through significant pain to carry our team when no one else was hitting. He will always be my hero. Please don't lump him with the Browns and Johnsons.

Al Sharpton said...

Not only that, but Gary had to endure
the racist regime of Joe "Bull" Torre.

Stang said...

Exactly.