 1. Dustin Pedroia never bothered to remember Josh Reddick’s name, referring to the young  outfielder all season as "Mookie."
1. Dustin Pedroia never bothered to remember Josh Reddick’s name, referring to the young  outfielder all season as "Mookie." 
2. When stoned and drunk, Jon Lester and Eric Bedard often stopped up the shower  drains with girlie magazines and then played "water soccer" with Ted Williams’ cryogenically  frozen head. 
3. Terry Francona, zonked on pills, ran screaming from one team strategy  session, claiming Theo Epstein was "Satan." 
4. Kevin Youkilis gave the whole team ringworm. 
5. Tim Wakefield and Jason Varitek switched uniforms and played each other’s position for three games, without anyone suspecting. 
6. To reward the team following a grueling schedule, owner John Henry bought  each player a pair of fancy headphones, which later turned out to be from  the Dollar Store.
7. Marco Scutero was twice rushed to the emergency room suffering from an  erection that lasted four hours. 
8. Until late May, Carl Crawford believed he had signed with the Newark Bears. 
9. In June, Jonathan Papelbon began a strict regimen of estrogen injections  toward the ultimate goal of becoming Mrs. John Lackey. 
10. In late September, pranksters Alfredo Aceves and Adrian Gonzalez left a bag  of flaming poo in the press box seat reserved for the dean of New England  sportswriters Peter Gammons, who sat down anyway and was later heard to remark,  "Damn, I shouldn’a had that second bowl of chowdah." 
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Beyond the Boston Globe: 10 more insights about what went wrong with Redsocks in 2011
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Hilarious, and quite possibly accurate.
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