2. Wait, you're a Yankee fan, too? Thank God! Tell me: What was Girardi thinking, pitching Benny Ayala in the ninth inning of game two? And wouldn't we have been better served with Greg Golson, rather than Chris Dickerson, on the 25-man? We needed his defense!
3. Look! Behind you! Jennifer Aniston!
4. Kill me, Mister Jones, and the secret to the Arc of the Covenant dies, too.
5. Damn, I was really hoping to out-live Zsa Zsa.
6. Hey, come on, guys. Can't you take a joke?
7. Dammit. This is what happens when your security team is sitting in the clubhouse, drinking beer and eating fried chicken.
8. Say, would you happen to be interested in a lock of hair from Condoleeza Rice?
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"If I am to die today, at least let me adjust my muu-muu."
"Say, aren't you Samir's boy? Why, I tortured him when you were just a kid. Where does the time go?"
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