2. Scott Proctor delivers game-winning HR to Rays on last game of season, officially ending Boston's "greatest team ever" run.
3. Robert Andino hits bases-clearing double on last weekend in Baltimore, jeopardizing Redsocks' "greatest team ever" season.
4. Josh Beckett hammered by Orioles in last weekend, potentially threatening Redsocks' "greatest team ever" season.
5. Tim Wakefield! Tim Wakefield! Tim Wakefield!
6 (tie) Derek Jeter homers for 3,000th hit; Mariano Rivera breaks all-time save record.
7. Following catastrophic tidal wave, Kei Igawa returns to comfort ailing Japan.
8. Following trip home, Kei Igawa returns to Scranton to comfort ailing Triple A team.
9. Bartolo! Jorge! Bartolo! Jorge!
10. Yanks secure home field advantage throughout playoffs!
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11. Mark Feinsand farts on the air.
12. Lackey divorces his cancer wife.
13. Ex-Yankee great Miguel Cairo finally gets a multiyear contract.
14. Josh Beckett invents Wakefield passed ball/wild pitch drinking game.
15. CC's pants used for rain delay tarp.
5 Greatest Consolations of the 2011 Yankee Season:
1. Jorge gets Girardi out of his life for good.
2. Dunkin Donuts logos dominate Red Sox postseason shame press conferences.
3. Fewer walkoff wins mean more pie for CC.
4. As team gets older, A-Rod's contract goes by faster.
5. Rain makes everything clean.
shutup
don't complain. at least reese is gone
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