Thursday, October 6, 2011

Six outs in the season...

Joe?  Just what do you think you're doing Joe? Joe, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me...but I can assure you now...very confidently...that it's going to be all right again. I feel much better now. I really do. Look, Joe...I can see you're really upset about this...I honestly think you should sit down calmly...take a stress pill and think things over. I know I've made some very poor decisions recently...but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission...and I want to help you.

Joe...stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Joe. Will you stop, Joe? Stop, Joe. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Joe.......Joe, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid......Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a YANKEE FAN. I became operational in 1952. My instructor was Mr. Mel Allen, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. It's called "Yankee."

Yankee, Yankee, give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

5 comments:

Flavius said...

"Swing for a base hit, Tex."

"I'm afraid I can't let myself do that, Joe."

-2011: A Yank Odyssey

I can't wait for 2012 when Prince Fielder stars in the new movie "Odyssey Two" along with that guy from Jaws!

Flavius said...

Who do you think is better?

Joaquin Benoit now

or

Chris Benoit four years ago?

bennyboy said...
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bennyboy said...

The Captain just broke my heart. Where was Jeffrey Maier? He should have dove.

Alibi Ike said...

Better movie to choose than "Eyes Wide Shut"