Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Brian Cashman needs to end the Yankee beard ban

This man could not play for us, under current Yankee Sharia law.

It's time to take a cue from the bearded neohippies gathering on Wall Street, and to bring the Yankees into the now millenium.

OCCUPY JETER'S CHIN
YANKEE FACIAL FREEDOM NOW 

2 comments:

bennyboy said...

That man plays for us now.

His name is Jesus Montero, and he is the Light of the Yankees.

Joe De Pastry said...

Even if he shaved he still couldn't play for us because his hair is too long. Like Lincecum's.