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Monday, October 31, 2011
Happy Yank-a-ween: Uh-oh, it's Swish, the horrible Creamface!
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Stand back, or you'll be lashed by the end of his terrible Miracle Whip.
(Or in October, it's the Miracle Whiff.)
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Poetry Corner
Bobby Abreu, hitting a wall?
Chien-Ming Wang
Chris Britton's In!
Drudge Headlines from the Last 7 Days
George Bush at 25
Giambi's Golden Thong
Goodbye Cruel World, It's Opening Day
Hey You, Abreu!
It's Only May But, Hey (We suck)
Kei Igawa, He's O-Kei
On Mourning an Afternoon, by J. Sterling
Opening Day Rain
Robbie Cano, He's Gotta Go
Sarah Palin
Sportswriter William Blake on Tonight's Game
The Grim Truth, by J. Sterling
The Prayer for the Yankees
The Reagan, by Edgar Allen Limbaugh
There Was a House that Ruth Built
To Jorge, a Poem of Love
Tomorrow, They'll Be on Stilts, by J. Buck and S. Anderson
When Pooping Next to Larry Craig
Wilson Betemit, Never Ever Get a Hit
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