CC vs. Hooters: Will Yankee money be spent to undermine a great American institution?

The lamestream, anti-Yankee media has done its best - the Turkian earthquake, the "debt" crisis, the so-called "recession" - to obscure a news item that should have every Bomber fan quivering within his, or her, biscuit.

CC Sabathia is part owner in a beer and boob joint called the Canz-a-Citi Roadhouse - (Are boobs now called "Canz?" Because that memo never reached my desk.) - which will compete directly against Hooters for market share of the oxycontin-popping, small town trucker mantard, who should be fulfilling his needs on the Internet.

Is this where a 7-year, $150 million Yankee contract should go? To subsidize a nippled staff of t-shirted mammary mamas, who serve chewing gum burgers and chicken delicacies that belong in a Fenway clubhouse bucket? Whatever happened to building schools in Panama, or romancing Cameron Diaz?

Canz-a-Citi. Chew on that for a winter. 

Yu Darvish, I hope we only say we don't care about you, because we're secretly in love.