This man could not play for us, under current Yankee Sharia law.
It's time to take a cue from the bearded neohippies gathering on Wall Street, and to bring the Yankees into the now millenium.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011
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That man plays for us now.
His name is Jesus Montero, and he is the Light of the Yankees.
Even if he shaved he still couldn't play for us because his hair is too long. Like Lincecum's.
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