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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Correction: The Miami Marlins were not – repeating: NOT - raped


During a broadcast on the YES Network yesterday, it was wrongly intimated that the Miami Marlins baseball team was forced to have violent sex with the Toronto Blue Jays, under threat of bodily harm, during a transaction that involved the stunning ejection of several star players into the lap of Canada, in exchange for many seedlings. This remark did not and does not represent  the views of staff and management of YES Network. However, we do wish Lou Piniella the best of luck in his newly announced bid to capture the Republican nomination for U.S. Congress.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Next time he doesn't want to use a word, he should just avoid saying it at all. Can you imagine if he were in the booth with John, or better (worse) yet, Suzyn?