Pasta says:March 24, 2013 at 11:05 pm
Gadner
Nunez
Cano
Youlklis
Hafner
Wells
Overbay
Cervelli
Ichiro
Your opening day line up
Monday, March 25, 2013
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Wonderful! Definitely the most pathetic lineup in Yankee history. Just telephoned the Alou brothers to let them know we are now off the hook . . . . I feel like buying Roger Repoz and Duke Carmel magnums of mediocre champagne.
Scoring Wells is a real coup. The man looks to be a perennial All Star for years to come. And now that Ichiro, Hafner and Youkilis are in the lineup, I think the Yanks are a lock to win the pennant. Can't wait for Opening Day!
"2006 Man" is correct. This is the best possible lineup in the history of sports. Those injuries had a silver lining. We now have a blend of experience (Vernon Wells) and youthful exuberance (David Phelps). The excitement is so infectious that our new shortstop just loves to throw a souvenir to the fans, even in the midst of a play. If you can't catch that ball, Mom, duck! Mr. Cashman is as wise as the Dalai Lama and possesses as much testosterone as the Prophet Abraham. The best of all possible worlds, AND PLENTY OF SEATS AVAILABLE!
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