Joe Girardi today re-assured us that the Phil Hughes' back problem is, "not headed south."
"And while he will not be available on opening day, and we can't really specify exactly when he will be back......etc."
So here are my voting options ( pick one, write it down, send it to Mustang for validation and official counting ) :
1. It is heading south.
2. It is south already.
3. It will not go south until later.
4. But it is going south.
Now.
This season.
South.
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Very Rumsfeldian multiple choice options, Alph.
I heard the future today. Yankees Pirates... But it was the Pittsburg broadcast. They were shilling Pirates Buc Night, where tickets are a buck. Free t-shirts EVERY Friday. . Full season tickets on the ground level, $1000 (for all the tickets, not 1/3rd of a seat at one game). All you can eat seats, at every game, all you can eat Food+seat total? $45. The best was surely Pup night, where you can bring your dog to the game. Well I guess the Yankee offer a better deal there, 25 dogs are included with every Yankee ticket.
Don't be lured to Pennsylvania by lucrative ticket packages, sports fans! Be safe and secure in the Bronx with this Opening Day special! (1) All the $14 beers you can afford, (2) "I dig Vernon Wells" t-shirt, with choice of BlueJays, Angels or Yankee logo, (3) 6 oz. tube of Phil Hughes back massage lotion, (4) complimentary Andy Pettite "Life Alert" emergency necklace, (5) Joe Girardi Work Out video (VHS only), and (6) a black & white 8x10 photo of ME, the Great One, John Sterling, the voice, heart and soul of the New York Yankees. And all for a mere $2,500. Plenty of seats available!
It's always warmer in the South, so while his back is going there it might be good for it. Maybe a little heat will help it loosen up and he'll be back in no time.
You can't predict baseball.
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