Friday, August 29, 2014
Posted by el duque at 12:37 PM
I propose that Yankee fans everywhere buy horse-head masks - or animal pull-over heads - and wear them to Tuesday's home game against Boston. Thus, when the Redsocks take the field, they will gaze out upon bleachers full of Hannibal Lecter psycho killers. It will look like a scene from The Wicker Man.
As the Yankees win game after game, more fans will get the message, until the bleachers turn into a sea of nightmares, rousing subconscious terrors within our opponents, and causing their confidence to collapse.
No pitcher can throw strikes, no batter can hit home runs, in a horse-headed arena of horror.
But first, we have to sweep Toronto...