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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

NY STATE FAIR TO JETER: GO TO HELL

The NY State Fair announced its 2014 butter sculpture today.

Food Bank. Do gooders.

Derek Jeter is leaving. Twenty years of sacrifice and leading the Yankees, and he doesn't even warrant a butter sculpture?

This is the same State Fair that once unveiled a butter sculpture of Daryl Strawberry. DARYL STRAWBERRY. AS A MET.

I ain't going. NOBODY SHOULD GO! BOYCOTT!

NO JETER, NO PEACE!
NO JETER, NO PEACE!
NO JETER, NO PEACE!

As far as I'm concerned, there is no 2014 Butter Sculpture. It's a margarine sculpture, and the brand is, "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT JETER."


2 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...

There is no truth to the rumor that Strawberry later tried to snort the sculpture.

KD said...

Doesn't a Food Bank disperse food to hungry people? Isn't butter food? then why waste food on a sculpture?

Oh, I get it. It's irony, right? show how important food is to hungry people by wasting food. Brilliant!!