Sunday, August 17, 2014
Speaking on behalf of depressed people (aka Yankee fans), I'd like to ask Gene Simmons to kill himself
Posted by el duque at 11:16 AM
I am depressed. (You would be, too, if your $20 million outfielder, whom you have for two more years, is hitting .235.) But I'm not killing myself. Nope. Not gonna happen. Not with three years left on A-Rod's contract.
Instead, I have a suggestion.
You... Go kill yourself.
Go, go, go! Shoe! Be gone! Out, damned spot! I don't care how you do it! Adios, Gene!
And if ever again I yearn to hear your music played live? Well, that's why we have tribute bands. Go!