PAPI MOONS NEW YORK

PAPI MOONS NEW YORK

Friday, August 28, 2015

Let's be honest here: If A-Rod and Tex don't turn it around, we are done

They are too old and battered to depend on.

Neither has done much in the last two years.

They are the reason why we led AL East until a week ago.

Lately, they have sucked.

Listen: We can whine about pitching, or Gardy, or Ellsbury, or Stephen Drew, or even Dustin Ackley. Be my guest. None of that matters. Nobody is coming up from Scranton. Nobody is coming over in a trade. Nobody is going to suddenly anchor the batting order. Nobody else is going to play first base.

It's really quite simple.

Either A-Rod and Tex start hitting... or it's over.

3 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Neither are in the line-up tonight but they are up 5-2 right now.

Now to more important stuff. The scrappy small mahkit sawx fired their crappy obnoxious townie asshole announcer, but are forcing him to finish the season. (Sorry I missed this but I was out of town.)

Just fucking sweet.

Racist townie assholes around redd sawx nashun are thoroughly disappointed. Another bonus!

cabish47 said...

Orsillo is a fine announcer who might fit in well with the Yanks instead of "Seeya."

Rufus T. Firefly said...

capish:

Maybe the guy that replaced him, but Orsillo is s deuce. ...and not the coupe type.