TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
Tonight's moon phase: WANING CRESCENT

FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Yanks keep solid 4 game lead for second Wild Card birth

Four games in the loss column - depending on what the Los Angeles, California, Angels of Anaheim do tonight, though frankly, the way we are playing-

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... ich is why I wish the umps Friday night ruled against Tex's HR. We didn't even deserve the one run! Gaahahhh.

2 comments:

Honey Barnes said...

Maybe we should all drive to Scranton and hug our prospects.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!