Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Miller and Tex (Apologies to Robert Frost)

Some say the team will end with Miller,

Some say with Tex.
From what I’ve seen of bullpen filler
I'd much prefer a quicker killer.
But if we're bound to perish next,
I think I know enough of fate
To say that for destruction, Tex
Is not as great
As oral sex.


H. I. Coup said...

Tex, Miller, blowjob?
Occam's razor conundrum?
Simply put all suck

Alibi Ike said...

I'm retiring now.