It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: THE MOON MISSION MAKES LATE NIGHT

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Tuesday, September 27, 2016

THE MOON MISSION MAKES LATE NIGHT

Posted by el duque at 1:41 PM

“Well, last time I heard, [they were] planning [to] moon me,” Ortiz said, jokingly. “You’re talking about 100,000 buttcheeks out there looking at me.”

13 comments:

Parson Tom said...: Take another Big Pill, Papi!; September 27, 2016 at 2:23 PM
Anonymous said...: I know you live in Bristol ri possibly bristol-warren I know you are either 39-45 male a family man from nyc I know you work for east bay ri and I know you are in the bristol fourth of july committee I know in january 15 2015 you were in charge of changing the parade route and I have the full name list of all those in the bristol county committee. Dont moon Ortiz if you do when I find out your name ill send it to all the media outlets in boston theres a good chance they will spread your name all over new england so I wouldnt take that risk. Im not gonna do anything to you but the news outlets thats a different story. I just have to go through the list of names in the bristol 4th committee and I'll eventually find out who you are I saved all the names on screen shots so theres no point in removing your name I already have it. So don't moon ortiz and I wont have to give your name to the media.; September 27, 2016 at 4:58 PM
el duque said...: I am Spartacus.; September 27, 2016 at 5:04 PM
Anonymous said...: WE ARE GOING TO MOON AND BOO THAT FAT FUCKING STEROID FRAUD, (CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE IS NO MATTER WHAT KIND OF BLINDERS THE MASS-HOLE FANS HAVE ON)...... HE CAN HIT ONE TO THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN IF HE WANTS.....HE IS SO FULL OF PED'S RIGHT NOW, HE COULD STOP HIS CYCLE FOR A MONTH AND A HALF, AND THEY WILL STILL BE IN HIS BODY DOING THE WORK FOR HIM......... LIKE I SAID BEFORE, IF YOU BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS, THE EASTER BUNNY, AND THE TOOTH FAIRY, YOU ALSO BELIEVE PAPI IS CLEAN..... HE IS OVER 40 YEARS OLD AND HE IS HAVING A BARRY BONDS OVER 40 YEAR OLD TYPE YEAR!!!...... HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!; September 27, 2016 at 7:27 PM
Anonymous said...: ......AND DON'T FORGET MANNY WAS RIGHT THERE NEXT TO HIM, BACK TO BACK DOING DAMAGE TO US.....ROIDED TO THE GILLS THE ENTIRE TIME!........ CONFIRMED!...THEN RE-CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!..........ERADICATE THEIR TITLES!!!...... THOSE 2 ADDICTS DID 80% OF THE OFFENSIVE DAMAGE!!!!!; September 27, 2016 at 7:33 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Hey, Analonymous (September 27, 2016 at 4:58 PM)

If you're so fucking smart, who am I?

I know who you are -- a racist townie asshole redsock fan (but I repeat myself), who probably still has a mullet.

There's a reason we hate you douche bags touch-hole. Well, that's just it -- you're douche bags.

http://www.theonion.com/article/pretty-cute-watching-boston-residents-play-daily-g-31554

Bucky Dent, motherfucker. I was there, mocking you're mother for having a disfigured kid.; September 27, 2016 at 7:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Say whatever you want it doesn't change the fact that if this guy goes through with his plans I will find out who he is and give his name and address to all the Boston media what they do with that info is up to them. Am I the smartest guy around I wouldn't say that, but am I smart enough to find the local bargain jerk you bet I'am and it took me only 4 hours to track this guy to the Bristol town 4th of July committee. It shouldn't take me more than a day to look through the list and background check each person to find this guy.; September 28, 2016 at 8:43 AM
el duque said...: Birds gotta fly, trolls gotta troll.; September 28, 2016 at 8:48 AM
Anonymous said...: P.S. I've never lived in Boston (its too expensive although not as expensive as NYC lol). I'm just a guy that's sticking up to an Ortiz bully.; September 28, 2016 at 9:07 AM
Anonymous said...: P.P.S. Im also a very mixed person so if I was racist id pretty much be racist against myself. I just don't like when people disrespect the Red Sox. And no I don't have a mullet infact I've never seen anyone in New England with a mullet. I assume that's a Kentucky or mid west type of hair cut or just a style that's dying out but that's not the style here you'd probably get weird looks if you have a mullet here lol.; September 28, 2016 at 9:24 AM
Stang said...: Wow, Anonymous. You really care what people say about you.; September 28, 2016 at 9:59 AM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Hey, Analonymous:

" I've never seen anyone in New England with a mullet."

https://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/dennis-eckersley.png

Yeah, right. Never seen a mullet.

Douche.
Bag.; September 29, 2016 at 8:24 AM
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