Monday, October 15, 2018

Where Do I Begin ?




1.  The Red Sox won.  And David Price didn't get embarrassed.
2.  The Cowboys won in a romp.  Over a team that easily beat the Giants.
3.  The Eagles won.
4.  The Jets won.  And their QB of the future (* and present ) looks much better than our QB of the past ( assuming there still are some Giants fans anywhere ).
5.  The Redskins won.
6.  The Yankees went fishing.
7.  Didi went to Dr. Andrews.
8.  Other bad things happened to current and future Yankees, but no one has yet informed us.
9.  Gary Sanchez was awarded a golden ice cream sandwich for his work behind the plate.


And now it is the next day....


9 comments:

apoorplayer said...

It could be worse - you could live where I do in Western NY and be a Bills fan.

Anonymous said...

Alphonso,

I can help you.

1) Yes the Red Sox won but Price gave up 4 ER in 4 innings.
Cole gave up 4 earned runs in 4 innings as well. It doesn't make it that
much easier but it is true.

2) The Giants are years away from legit contention so what ever the Cowboys do doesn't really effect us other than they are our most hated team. They will still not make the Super Bowl because I say so. Plus they haven't been in a Super Bowl since 1996 and they are owned by a dick.

3) The Eagles won. We might have to eat this one.

4) The Jets won. While I am a Giant fan I am also a fan of the city of New York. As a city we are long suffering in pretty much all the sports departments. If my brothers from other boroughs have some hope who am I to begrudge it. Plus Eli is done. Should have been last year but this is the end of the line. The wheels will slowly turn. Eric Flowers is now a Jaguar. That has to worth something.


5) The Redskins. See The Cowboys (above) Change 1996 to 1992 and add the word racist in front of dick. (Although who knows what Jerry says in his luxury suite with all those Texans?

6) (Sigh)

7)OK, now I'm starting to get depressed.

8) Cashman said he was going to do everything he can to trade Sonny Gray so there's that.

9) Sanchez announced he is getting together with Manny Machado in the off season to promote their new brand of cross training loafers. Their slogan? "We're hot to trot"

Doug K.

13bit said...

Number 8 is the serious item. I'm with you on that one, Alphonso.

Danger lurks in the shadows.

TheWinWarblist said...

Thanks for pointing all that out, 'Phonso.

BECAUSE I HADN'T FUCKIN' NOTICED!!!!

13bit said...

Thanks for you clarity, Alphonso. What else did Mohammed bin Salman assure you of?

TheWinWarblist said...

Hi bitty!

13bit said...

Aloha, Winnie!

Joe F said...

Doug K that was awesome AND accurate!
ICS Man Mac need too trademark that...
Too hot to hustle

HoraceClarke66 said...

Great work, Doug!