Friday, October 5, 2018

Game thread

Better early than trying to do it plastered.


152 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

Well played, Sir. Well played.



Scrotum.

JM said...

Well said, Winnie.

apoorplayer said...

The COL/MIL game has been very dramatic. 1-0 MIL B8. I'm all in on Milwaukee.

13bit said...

testing testing, one, two, three...

I'll be checking in from my fortress of solitude, here above the Arctic Circle.

over and out, Scrotus Testicalus Con Queso

bzzzzttttt......

JM said...

Rockies have Yankees disease. Can't hit anything. Brewers keep sending out Cy Young.

apoorplayer said...

OTOH, Milwaukee can't get a runner in from third with no outs. Twice. And they're working on a third time. Charmed, I'm sure.

Pocono Steve said...

Oh well. We'll only be down 0-1 after this debacle.

ranger_lp said...

Sale threw 25 pitches...plan is to work him...

Pocono Steve said...

After Cutch and Judge, I did find it encouraging that we were work some 3-ball counts.

JM said...

I don't think I can listen to Ron Darling and this other mook. Even the time delay is better.

ranger_lp said...

So much for getting Happ to face the RedSox...jeez...

JM said...

Oh shit.

Defensive pitching sucks, as Suzyn says.

13bit said...

Going to bed. See you all in a few months.

Ken of Brooklyn said...

OH CRAP!

apoorplayer said...

Time for another Percocet

JM said...

The Master said it was a disastrous inning.

13bit said...

The 2018 team shows up swinging and striking out.

ranger_lp said...

There goes your no-hitter.

JM said...

"There's a base hit... it's a foul ball..."

JM said...

Didi running up the pitch count before whiffing.

ranger_lp said...

Andujar killed that rally...

JM said...

Bleh.

apoorplayer said...

Already weak execution. Happ has no more room for error

13bit said...

Got them soul-sucking, broken toilet case of diarrhea GIDP blues...

13bit said...

That’s okay, ICS is going to hit a 7-run homer soon.

BernBabyBern said...

Had to miss the first inning, but that's OK, Happ owns the Sox. So, let me see where we're at here ...


Oh, fuck.

JM said...

John and Suze say Happ would pitch Game 5, if there is one. Why not the fourth? Tuesday, he should be ready.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

broken toilets suck.

So does the TBS announcing team.

JM said...

Sorry, Bern.

TheWinWarblist said...

I go to the fucking ER to fuvkfuc see a new fucking patient and it's fucking 3 to fucking 0.

13bit said...

You know what? We can beat these assholes. Happ just has to hold, which I think he can, and these morons need to wake up and start hitting. Even if they win the World Series, we need to hire a completely new coaching staff. Keep all the old coaches on the payroll and put them in an RV and force them to live together for a year on the road in Arizona with no air conditioning.

JM said...

TV is about one full pitch behind radio.

el duque said...

If Happ settles down, we've got a shot

JM said...

It's early yet. Not worried.

apoorplayer said...

Darling is the driest of the Mets booth team. He misses Keith and Gary.

JM said...

John is explaining why you can't predict baseball.

Pocono Steve said...

Why'd he have to go and give us agita first, tho?

BernBabyBern said...

That's OK, John, if I'm going to miss an inning, that was probably the best one to miss. One less garbage can I'll have to replace die to random kicks.

13bit said...

We can beat these broken-down shitfaces. Have faith, Winnie.

JM said...

Ditch Darling, he sucks. And I don't mean those old rumors about him.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

MLB obviously told the umps to call the strike zone for sale 3 inches outside and low.

13bit said...

Captain Klondike Bar with the situational hitting skillzzzzzzx....

JM said...

Gleyber walks. Sale is not God. He can be worn out and hit, too.

46 pitches here in the 3rd, two out.

apoorplayer said...

Fuck. Gleyber is SOOO lucky.

JM said...

Yep, there's the classic too low strike on Judge.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

buck foston!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

scrotum!

13bit said...

Got them projectile vomit into my soup bowl broken toilet ground out blues...

apoorplayer said...

OK these guys have to wake up and realize where they are now. They look shellshocked.

13bit said...

SCROTUM

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Darling is a fuckwad.

Grew up in Masshole ville and played for the Mutts.

What could be lower?

13bit said...

Lower than the old wad of Big Red on my boot heel...

JM said...

Fuck.

13bit said...

I’m never going to say the word “scrotum” again on this blog after that double.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Lower than whale shit...

JM said...

Bunt single. Jesus.

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apoorplayer said...

MENTAL!! MENTAL!! MENTAL MISTAKES! AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!

JM said...

Bye, Happ.

Voit coulda had him, he didn't see first was covered.

13bit said...

Let’s just put in Sasha Grey and roll the fucking cosmic dice.

ranger_lp said...

Can't win a championship with lousy defense...

apoorplayer said...

Benintendi just kills the Yanks. All.the.time.

ranger_lp said...

Pickles is not on the roster...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The umps decided this one in the first. Giving sale a two foot wide strike zone with four inches below the knees.

JM said...

Green.

apoorplayer said...

At this rate there IS NO Game 4 for the Yanks.

JM said...

Umps never biased at Fenway.

Well, there's another hit.

JM said...

Jesus. Almost another Homer.

13bit said...

Got them “somebody made a change purse out of my scrotal sack blues” and I ain’t a gonna be treated this a way....

JM said...

Hernandez is a lousy ump. Better check this.

el duque said...

Fuck this. Its iver

13bit said...

Time to go drown my sorrows in ice cream and forget about this miserable sport.

ranger_lp said...

First Apple Watches, now telephones....

apoorplayer said...

Benintendi KILLS THE YANKS!

JM said...

Crybabies don't like high and tight.

JM said...

Finally.

ranger_lp said...

Well this game is over...

BernBabyBern said...

The Yankees' phone doesn't work. In the playoffs. At Fenway. Imagine that.

apoorplayer said...

Want to know the difference. Of course you do. Here it is. Mookie didn't hesitate to throw to first and almost got Torres. Judge waited just a hair too long to see if Benintendi was really going, and lost the edge. We're going down if we don't wake up.

JM said...

Only three, six to go. IF they come back, how crushing would that be?

Sale gone in or at end of sixth, at best. Then the soft underbelly.

JM said...

John reminded us that last year, we lost the first two to Cleveland, then won. Lost the first two to Houston, and almost won.

JM said...

Good point, APP.

TheWinWarblist said...

So fucking glad Happ really pitches well fucking against fucking the fucking Sox fuckit.

ranger_lp said...

Great AB by Hicks...

JM said...

Hicks hits. 10 pitches, too.

JM said...

Happ not so hap tonight.

TheWinWarblist said...

Well said Rufus.

JM said...

Porcelain groin Hicks.

apoorplayer said...

We can ill afford to lose Hicks at this point. Oh shit...........

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Umps are calling this for the league office.

Strikes SIX FUCKING INCHES OFF THE PLATE called for sale.

The league office obviously wants this to be a five game series.
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JM said...

Gardy takes over. Time for an old guy to become a legend if he ignites the offense. Or defense. I

apoorplayer said...

Rufus you need one of my Percocets. Or maybe three

JM said...

Nice tirade.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

What the fuck. Just watch game five. The fucking asshole league office wants that, so the umps will make sure.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Sick inches below the knees. Strike Three!

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JM said...

We need to get Sale up to 80 pitches here. He's losing velocity already.

JM said...

Rufus, what are you drinking? I want some

Rufus T. Firefly said...

He'll have to hit a ball six inches outside and six inches low for a home run in order for the Yankees to score.

apoorplayer said...

Get him NOW MIggy!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bombay Sapphire martini followed by sav. blanc.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I'm just so fucking pissed at the league for making the umps biased.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

BUCK Foston!

JM said...

74 pitches after four. Be good to get him out in five.

JM said...

Nice martini. Best gin there is, omo.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

How can you hit a fucking pitch a FOOT outside?

The umps are giving that to sale.

JM said...

Imo

JM said...

Come on, Jake. It's Fenway.

13bit said...

Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad.

JM said...

Green isn't exactly masterful today.

JM said...

Walking the Mook

apoorplayer said...

To get to Benintendi. Good call.

JM said...

And got him.

We need to wear Sale out this inning. He's not up to snuff on stamina, methinks.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Buck Foston!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Need to light him up.

...but that's kinda hard with a three foot wide strike zone. People not named AnDUjar don't hit that well in those circumstances.

13bit said...

Rufus, my good fellow, there is no need for decorum here. FUCK BOSTON

Rufus T. Firefly said...

ICS comes through!

13bit said...

Got them ice cream sandwich spoiled orange juice spilled milk dog shit croissant Sanchez is a piece of crap ground out number 2 blues...

JM said...

80. They're not exactly wearing him out.

JM said...

9 fucking pitches. Fucking motherfucking fuckheads.

ranger_lp said...

This is like watching paint dry...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

OK 13Bit.

FUCK BOSTON!!!!!!!!!!!

JM said...

Not if it was the last vaginalike city on Earth.

13bit said...

Yes, there is no need to restrain ourselves tonight. That would be asking too much from this crew. I guess there will be no juju intervention tonight. I’m going to walk the dog and 15 minutes and meditate by the World War I doughboy statue near me. I’m going to think about sacrifice, focus, and what really counts.

13bit said...

We’re talking about the back door, John M

JM said...

Lynn. Eek.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

If there is a god, he will bring the automated strike zone next year.

This umpiring sucks.

No it SUCKS!

No, IT SUCKS!

NO,

IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!, IT SUCKS!

Did I mention that the umpiring really sucks?

JM said...

Oh, sorry, 13bit. That's different.

JM said...

Rufus, what are you trying to say?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gotta love the 'hoosegow'.

13bit said...

I am told that the Apollo astronauts looked at Fenway from space and said “that looks like a gigantic asshole in the middle of Boston.“ I have that on good word from Mission Control. I have actually been against the automated strike zone until tonight. This is an abomination.

JM said...

Hoosegow is a great old word.

Awry is good, too, but less colorful.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

John M,

I think I mean the umpiring really, really, fucking sucks. Like absolute vacuum through a perforated pipe sucks.

JM said...

Automate. Fire a few umps.

JM said...

Oh, I see what you're saying.

BernBabyBern said...

You know, as miserable as this game has been so far, we've still got 4 innings left, and we're only down 5. Not to sound like an optimist or anything, but in this crappy little bandbox-that-looks-like-a-parking-garage park, that ain't all that much.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

13bit, are you sure they didn't say festering boil?

13bit said...

They can all go to their hotel tonight and look into the abyss, then decide whether or not they are going to play like champions or drown like rats.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

John M,

Fire the one behind the plate tonight, and all the other ones that 'want to be the focus of the game'

JM said...

My point exactly, Bern. The key is getting rid of Sale.

apoorplayer said...

I don't see either manager chirping at the ump on the strike zone. Usually if it's that bad the managers let them know. What I DO see is failure to adjust to the strike zone, however shitty it might be.

BernBabyBern said...

THEY JUST REFERRED TO JOHN STERLING AS "THE GREAT JOHN STERLING"!!!

These announcers still suck, but at least they got one thing right.

JM said...

You can't spell Trump without Ump.

Think about it.

13bit said...

Rufus, they might have mentioned festering boil and they might have mentioned bloody hemorrhoids, but there was a lot of static on the line and there is some debate at Mission Control about what exactly they said. What has been established beyond a doubt, though, is that they all started vomiting into their space bags while they were discussing this serious issue.

13bit said...

We need somebody to start a new game thread. This one needs to end.

JM said...

You hear guys like this, making good money doing TV games, and any criticism of Sterling goes out the window. He and Susan give a fair assessment, and they have personality. Not like these mortician mouths.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

God bless NASA. They are very observant.

13bit said...

“Mortician mouth” is a good praise. I was driving across country years ago and the only way I could listen to games was on SIRIUS and, at that time, you only got the home team announcers. When they played Boston, I kept thinking how did those assholes sounded in the Boston booth.

13bit said...

Phrase not praise

JM said...

New thread

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Blogger 13bit said...

We need somebody to start a new game thread. This one needs to end.

Hope it wasn't something I said...

Actually, I don't care.

JM said...

New thread anyhoo

13bit said...

It wasn't what you said, Ruf. I thought it might change our luck. Clearly, it made no difference. Having a crisis of faith today.