Tuesday, October 9, 2018

NOW OR NEVER


39 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...

C'mon Big Giant Head!

KD said...

Get ready to say goodbye to Gardner. Last at bat doing up soon.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

This is worse than extra large spandex at Walmart.

Hope Miggie is enjoying his rest day.

13bit said...

Yes,. we have no bananas...

apoorplayer said...

Looks like Voit is slowing Spencering...

KD said...

Goodbye Walker

Anonymous said...

Spencering! The Voit is Spencering? Say it ain't so!

apoorplayer said...

well this ought to be fun at least

John M said...

That's weird. They said it was the season finale of Lodge 49, but there's another. Odd.

Anonymous said...

Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?

13bit said...

Walker goes down swinging and Sanchez delivers his usual magic bag of shit straight to your front door, free of charge. I'm going to take a shower and get into bed, where I may or may not check in again from behind the safety of my tablet. I'll see you all during the hot stove league.

apoorplayer said...

This is worse than Craig and Shelia breaking up

13bit said...

Also, didn't we learn one thing the last two months, which was to never let Betances pitch two innings in a row?

Anonymous said...

See the lovely lakes.
The wonderful telephone system.
Any many interesting furry animals including the majestic moose.

Anonymous said...

Live by the HR die by the lack of HR's. Anyway we can build a more balanced line up over the winter? How about some situational hitting? How about a spot in the line up that does not swing from the heels and makes solid contact? A man who hits over .300?? Can you do it Cash? Can you??

TheWinWarblist said...

How about no more Neil Walker??

Anonymous said...

A moose once bit my sister.

John M said...

Who's Craig and Sheila?

KD said...

Nunez. Yankess killer

TheWinWarblist said...

Our fall is now complete. Nunez has doubled.

Anonymous said...

No, really!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

This is worse than AfterM*A*S*H

Anonymous said...

Mind you, moose bites can be nasty.

apoorplayer said...

So if you're Patrick Corbin or Bryan Harper or Manny Machado, you're probably asking yourself about now: "Do I want to play for that asshat Boone and his collection of Boondongle coaches? Naaaahhhhh..."

Anonymous said...

Also, didn't we learn one thing the last two months, which was to never let Betances pitch two innings in a row?

Well, we have to save the rest of our pen; don't forget that Thanksgiving consultation round..

apoorplayer said...

John M - see Geico commercial with the little prairie dogs

Anonymous said...

Moosies be mean

Anonymous said...

She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies.

apoorplayer said...

Anon - so how did your sister get close enough to a moose to get bitten? Inquiring minds....

apoorplayer said...

Inquiring minds are satisfied

Anonymous said...

I side with the moose

Rufus T. Firefly said...

This is worse than the AMC Pacer

Anonymous said...

Sven was the star of “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist,” “Fillings of Passion,” “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...

John M said...

Don't forget The Crown of the Schmuckendoodles.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Sale coming in from the bullpen???

John M said...

Aren't we done yet?

apoorplayer said...

Chris Sale. Imaginative managing. No doubt the Yankees never planned for this

apoorplayer said...

new thread

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