It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: NOW OR NEVER

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

NOW OR NEVER

Posted by el duque at 10:25 PM

40 comments:

TheWinWarblist said...: C'mon Big Giant Head!; October 9, 2018 at 10:30 PM
KD said...: Get ready to say goodbye to Gardner. Last at bat doing up soon.; October 9, 2018 at 10:33 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This is worse than extra large spandex at Walmart.

Hope Miggie is enjoying his rest day.; October 9, 2018 at 10:33 PM
13bit said...: Yes,. we have no bananas...; October 9, 2018 at 10:33 PM
thecontrarian said...: Looks like Voit is slowing Spencering...; October 9, 2018 at 10:33 PM
KD said...: Goodbye Walker; October 9, 2018 at 10:35 PM
Anonymous said...: Spencering! The Voit is Spencering? Say it ain't so!; October 9, 2018 at 10:35 PM
thecontrarian said...: well this ought to be fun at least; October 9, 2018 at 10:35 PM
JM said...: That's weird. They said it was the season finale of Lodge 49, but there's another. Odd.; October 9, 2018 at 10:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Why not try a holiday in Sweden this year?; October 9, 2018 at 10:36 PM
13bit said...: Walker goes down swinging and Sanchez delivers his usual magic bag of shit straight to your front door, free of charge. I'm going to take a shower and get into bed, where I may or may not check in again from behind the safety of my tablet. I'll see you all during the hot stove league.; October 9, 2018 at 10:38 PM
thecontrarian said...: This is worse than Craig and Shelia breaking up; October 9, 2018 at 10:39 PM
13bit said...: Also, didn't we learn one thing the last two months, which was to never let Betances pitch two innings in a row?; October 9, 2018 at 10:40 PM
Anonymous said...: See the lovely lakes.
The wonderful telephone system.
Any many interesting furry animals including the majestic moose.; October 9, 2018 at 10:40 PM
Anonymous said...: Live by the HR die by the lack of HR's. Anyway we can build a more balanced line up over the winter? How about some situational hitting? How about a spot in the line up that does not swing from the heels and makes solid contact? A man who hits over .300?? Can you do it Cash? Can you??; October 9, 2018 at 10:41 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: How about no more Neil Walker??; October 9, 2018 at 10:42 PM
Anonymous said...: A moose once bit my sister.; October 9, 2018 at 10:42 PM
JM said...: Who's Craig and Sheila?; October 9, 2018 at 10:42 PM
KD said...: Nunez. Yankess killer; October 9, 2018 at 10:43 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Our fall is now complete. Nunez has doubled.; October 9, 2018 at 10:44 PM
Anonymous said...: No, really!; October 9, 2018 at 10:44 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This is worse than AfterM*A*S*H; October 9, 2018 at 10:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Mind you, moose bites can be nasty.; October 9, 2018 at 10:46 PM
thecontrarian said...: So if you're Patrick Corbin or Bryan Harper or Manny Machado, you're probably asking yourself about now: "Do I want to play for that asshat Boone and his collection of Boondongle coaches? Naaaahhhhh..."; October 9, 2018 at 10:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Also, didn't we learn one thing the last two months, which was to never let Betances pitch two innings in a row?

Well, we have to save the rest of our pen; don't forget that Thanksgiving consultation round..; October 9, 2018 at 10:47 PM
thecontrarian said...: John M - see Geico commercial with the little prairie dogs; October 9, 2018 at 10:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Moosies be mean; October 9, 2018 at 10:47 PM
Anonymous said...: She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies.; October 9, 2018 at 10:48 PM
thecontrarian said...: Anon - so how did your sister get close enough to a moose to get bitten? Inquiring minds....; October 9, 2018 at 10:48 PM
thecontrarian said...: Inquiring minds are satisfied; October 9, 2018 at 10:49 PM
Anonymous said...: I side with the moose; October 9, 2018 at 10:49 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This is worse than the AMC Pacer; October 9, 2018 at 10:50 PM
Anonymous said...: Sven was the star of “The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist,” “Fillings of Passion,” “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”...; October 9, 2018 at 10:52 PM
JM said...: Don't forget The Crown of the Schmuckendoodles.; October 9, 2018 at 10:54 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Sale coming in from the bullpen???; October 9, 2018 at 10:54 PM
JM said...: Aren't we done yet?; October 9, 2018 at 10:57 PM
thecontrarian said...: Chris Sale. Imaginative managing. No doubt the Yankees never planned for this; October 9, 2018 at 11:00 PM
thecontrarian said...: new thread; October 9, 2018 at 11:03 PM
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MARTINI
Gin, dry vermouth, garnished with an olive or lemon twist

GIBSON
Gin, dry vermouth, garnished with a pickled onion

VODKATINI
Vodka, dry vermouth, garnished with a lemon twist

APPLETINI
Vodka, Calvados, Cointreau, garnished with an apple slice and maraschino cherry

COSMPOPITAN
Vodka, Cointreau, fresh lime juice, cranberry juice, garnished with a lime wheel

JASMINE
Gin, Campari, Cointreau, fresh lemon juice, garnished with a lemon twist

MANHATTAN
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, Angostura bitters, garnished with a maraschino cherry

PERFECT MANHATTAN
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BRONX
Gin, sweet vermouth, dry vermouth, orange juice, garnished with a maraschino cherry

RAPSCALLION
Talisker 10-year-old single malt scotch, PX sherry, Ricard Pastis, garnished with lemon peel

A NICE PEAR
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RUM COLLINS
White rum, fresh lime juice, sparkling mineral water, garnished with lime peel

LIME RICKEY
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CHAMPAGNE VIOLET
Champagne, Parfait d’Amour

OLD FASHIONED
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SIDECAR
Cognac, Cointreau, fresh lime juice

CUBA LIBRE
White Rum, Coca-Cola, garnished with a lemon wheel

ROB ROY
Scotch, sweet vermouth, Angostura bitters, garnished with a maraschino cherry

RUSTY NAIL
Scotch, Drambuie, garnished with a lemon twist; October 9, 2018 at 11:04 PM
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