It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Calling all juju...

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Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Calling all juju...

Posted by el duque at 9:00 PM

(Aaron Boone is a terrible manager.)

39 comments:

Leinstery said...: Only a fucking moron would start CC for this game.; October 9, 2018 at 9:02 PM
KD said...: Can we at least struggle while we’re being put down?; October 9, 2018 at 9:07 PM
I'm Bill White said...: big blue seats, couches
really, so comfortable
to watch the slaughter; October 9, 2018 at 9:11 PM
thecontrarian said...: @Bill White - another haiku master!; October 9, 2018 at 9:13 PM
Local Bargain Jerk said...: My Haiku:

This game blows.
This season blows.
It really does.

(fooled ya! Did you count the syllables?; October 9, 2018 at 9:14 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Porcello has thrown, and this is disgusting, 28 fucking pitches through 3 fucking innings. BUT OH LOOK! Zach Britton is starting an inning. That's good. We wouldn't want him TO BE FUCKING STRESSED OUT BY COMING IN FOR A HIGH FUCKING LEVERAGE FUCKING SITUATION WITH MEN ON FUCKING BASE!!! BUT THAT"S OKAY!!! JUST SERVE UP A FAT FUCKING PITCH TO YOUR FIRST FUCKING HITTER!!!!!; October 9, 2018 at 9:14 PM
thecontrarian said...: A season shorn of joy,
loaded with scrotum-sucking.
Fuck you Boone. Fuck you.; October 9, 2018 at 9:17 PM
BernBabyBern said...: Comeback needs to start here. Heart of the order.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!; October 9, 2018 at 9:17 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Okay, so Walker was startied, but now we're down four to fucking zip. At what point does the brain-fucking-trust think to put our best young hitter into the line up? Hrrmm?? Boone-y??
Cashy boy?? Dare we poll Sloppy Larry?? Any thoughts?? Anything!?? Anything at all, you fucking miserable stunted in-bred mongers?!?!; October 9, 2018 at 9:19 PM
thecontrarian said...: At least Didi came to play!; October 9, 2018 at 9:19 PM
BernBabyBern said...: Dear Giancarlo.

This is what we got you for.

This at bat.; October 9, 2018 at 9:19 PM
Joe of AZ said...: Aaron Boone is the WORST FUCKIN manager I've EVER had the displeasure of observing. What a fucking disgrace and a waste of talent. Good coaches elevate what they have and get the most out of they're players. Bad ones have their ace show up late to playoff games, have stud catcher turn in their WORST all around performance at Al. I'm so fucking done. MOON AND THAN CAN BOONE; October 9, 2018 at 9:20 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: This sucks worse than a Celine Dion Christmas album.; October 9, 2018 at 9:22 PM
KD said...: Porcelain is that weird kid in the neighborhood with the sunken chest. Never though he’d make it this big.; October 9, 2018 at 9:23 PM
BernBabyBern said...: That's not the result we wanted when we traded for you, Giancarlo.

You remember the theory that we got you for one year so we could trade you to the Dodgers and sign Bryce Harper?

That theory is sounding better and better.; October 9, 2018 at 9:23 PM
I'm Bill White said...: If we had Eight Didis and a pitcher I’d take my chances. He has delivered from day one and plays hard.; October 9, 2018 at 9:23 PM
thecontrarian said...: This sucks worse than Peyton Manning Nationwide commercials on endless loop; October 9, 2018 at 9:24 PM
JM said...: Barney Miller is on Antenna TV. Another episode coming up at 9:30.

Just in case you want to join me and the missus.; October 9, 2018 at 9:25 PM
I'm Bill White said...: Why is Sanchez umping the first base line? I’m confused.; October 9, 2018 at 9:26 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: What BBB said.; October 9, 2018 at 9:30 PM
JM said...: Whaddya know, they were right. He IS Aaron Fucking Boone.; October 9, 2018 at 9:33 PM
thecontrarian said...: You think the Dodgers would take Stanton now? *snorts gin through his nose*; October 9, 2018 at 9:33 PM
thecontrarian said...: +1 John M; October 9, 2018 at 9:34 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: app,

That is alcohol abuse. Have another to atone.; October 9, 2018 at 9:36 PM
JM said...: Manhattans are God's antidote to Yankees baseball.; October 9, 2018 at 9:37 PM
thecontrarian said...: The ONLY reason I am sober is because of my knee surgery and the ready availability of dangerous painkilling drugs on my kitchen table; October 9, 2018 at 9:39 PM
JM said...: Words you'll never hear, btw...I wish Walker was up.; October 9, 2018 at 9:40 PM
JM said...: Go for the opiods, APP. You can take them all day long.; October 9, 2018 at 9:41 PM
JM said...: Hahahahahahahahaha!!; October 9, 2018 at 9:42 PM
thecontrarian said...: Anything but a DP Gardy. Anything!; October 9, 2018 at 9:43 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: GLEYBER!!!! GLEYBER!!! GLEYBER!!!!

And now Brett Gardner has another chance to do what he does.; October 9, 2018 at 9:44 PM
Rufus T. Firefly said...: Fucking TBS internet feed keeps knocking out. PISS!; October 9, 2018 at 9:44 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: GAARRRRDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!; October 9, 2018 at 9:44 PM
JM said...: Sacrifice a run in. Ok.

What's with the Braves shit chant?; October 9, 2018 at 9:45 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: At least we're not getting shut out anymore. That's how low my expectations and hopes have become.; October 9, 2018 at 9:46 PM
JM said...: Shitfuck!!!; October 9, 2018 at 9:46 PM
thecontrarian said...: We are at least getting to Porcello; October 9, 2018 at 9:46 PM
thecontrarian said...: new thread; October 9, 2018 at 9:49 PM
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