Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Calling all juju...


(Aaron Boone is a terrible manager.)

39 comments:

Leinstery said...

Only a fucking moron would start CC for this game.

KD said...

Can we at least struggle while we’re being put down?

I'm Bill White said...

big blue seats, couches
really, so comfortable
to watch the slaughter

thecontrarian said...

@Bill White - another haiku master!

Local Bargain Jerk said...


My Haiku:

This game blows.
This season blows.
It really does.

(fooled ya! Did you count the syllables?

TheWinWarblist said...

Porcello has thrown, and this is disgusting, 28 fucking pitches through 3 fucking innings. BUT OH LOOK! Zach Britton is starting an inning. That's good. We wouldn't want him TO BE FUCKING STRESSED OUT BY COMING IN FOR A HIGH FUCKING LEVERAGE FUCKING SITUATION WITH MEN ON FUCKING BASE!!! BUT THAT"S OKAY!!! JUST SERVE UP A FAT FUCKING PITCH TO YOUR FIRST FUCKING HITTER!!!!!

thecontrarian said...

A season shorn of joy,
loaded with scrotum-sucking.
Fuck you Boone. Fuck you.

BernBabyBern said...

Comeback needs to start here. Heart of the order.

FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!

TheWinWarblist said...

Okay, so Walker was startied, but now we're down four to fucking zip. At what point does the brain-fucking-trust think to put our best young hitter into the line up? Hrrmm?? Boone-y??
Cashy boy?? Dare we poll Sloppy Larry?? Any thoughts?? Anything!?? Anything at all, you fucking miserable stunted in-bred mongers?!?!

thecontrarian said...

At least Didi came to play!

BernBabyBern said...

Dear Giancarlo.

This is what we got you for.

This at bat.

Joe of AZ said...

Aaron Boone is the WORST FUCKIN manager I've EVER had the displeasure of observing. What a fucking disgrace and a waste of talent. Good coaches elevate what they have and get the most out of they're players. Bad ones have their ace show up late to playoff games, have stud catcher turn in their WORST all around performance at Al. I'm so fucking done. MOON AND THAN CAN BOONE

Rufus T. Firefly said...

This sucks worse than a Celine Dion Christmas album.

KD said...

Porcelain is that weird kid in the neighborhood with the sunken chest. Never though he’d make it this big.

BernBabyBern said...

That's not the result we wanted when we traded for you, Giancarlo.

You remember the theory that we got you for one year so we could trade you to the Dodgers and sign Bryce Harper?

That theory is sounding better and better.

I'm Bill White said...

If we had Eight Didis and a pitcher I’d take my chances. He has delivered from day one and plays hard.

thecontrarian said...

This sucks worse than Peyton Manning Nationwide commercials on endless loop

JM said...

Barney Miller is on Antenna TV. Another episode coming up at 9:30.

Just in case you want to join me and the missus.

I'm Bill White said...

Why is Sanchez umping the first base line? I’m confused.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

What BBB said.

JM said...

Whaddya know, they were right. He IS Aaron Fucking Boone.

thecontrarian said...

You think the Dodgers would take Stanton now? *snorts gin through his nose*

thecontrarian said...

+1 John M

Rufus T. Firefly said...

app,

That is alcohol abuse. Have another to atone.

JM said...

Manhattans are God's antidote to Yankees baseball.

thecontrarian said...

The ONLY reason I am sober is because of my knee surgery and the ready availability of dangerous painkilling drugs on my kitchen table

JM said...

Words you'll never hear, btw...I wish Walker was up.

JM said...

Go for the opiods, APP. You can take them all day long.

JM said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!

thecontrarian said...

Anything but a DP Gardy. Anything!

TheWinWarblist said...

GLEYBER!!!! GLEYBER!!! GLEYBER!!!!

And now Brett Gardner has another chance to do what he does.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fucking TBS internet feed keeps knocking out. PISS!

TheWinWarblist said...

GAARRRRDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

JM said...

Sacrifice a run in. Ok.

What's with the Braves shit chant?

TheWinWarblist said...

At least we're not getting shut out anymore. That's how low my expectations and hopes have become.

JM said...

Shitfuck!!!

thecontrarian said...

We are at least getting to Porcello

thecontrarian said...

new thread

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