Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Three innings down: Why do I get the feeling that our bats have said, "Good night!"

Posted by el duque at 9:12 PM

I don't think two runs will win this game.


22 comments:

BernBabyBern said...

Looked too easy in the first.

We're giving them too many chances and wasting too many Sevy pitches.

October 3, 2018 at 9:16 PM
Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT!

Speaking of that, has 13bit succumbed? I think we need to channel some of our JuJu in his direction. He's been a great addition to our chatroom.

October 3, 2018 at 9:18 PM
BernBabyBern said...

The Yankees are carrying 9 relievers on the roster.

The A's I believe are carrying 22.

October 3, 2018 at 9:19 PM
Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Who's warming up? Any good omens?

October 3, 2018 at 9:20 PM
13bit said...

TO THE TIUNE OF "LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN"

this is when he SHITS THE BED, SHITS THE BED, SHITS THE BED
this is when he SHITS THE BED
NOW WE'RE FUCKED

October 3, 2018 at 9:25 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

Betances

October 3, 2018 at 9:25 PM
13bit said...

Boone just failed the test, even if Sevy gets out of it.

Fuck you, one-hit wonder Boone

Suck my balls.

October 3, 2018 at 9:26 PM
BernBabyBern said...

Betances up ... 78 pitches for Severino and it's only the fourth.

October 3, 2018 at 9:26 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

YEss!!!!

October 3, 2018 at 9:27 PM
I'm Bill White said...

There is a binder behind Boone. Slim but a binder all the same.

October 3, 2018 at 9:27 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

WHEW

October 3, 2018 at 9:27 PM
Parson Tom said...

I never doubted him. Sevy is sexy.

October 3, 2018 at 9:27 PM
thecontrarian said...

O ye of little faith. But weneed more runs. MORE RUNS!

October 3, 2018 at 9:28 PM
13bit said...

Ball in the dirt! Good thing Captain Klondike Bar was there.

He got out of it. I'm taking the dog for a walk. My constitution cannot handle this shit. I will look north, towards the Bronx.

Scrotum and out, my people

October 3, 2018 at 9:28 PM
BernBabyBern said...

7 Ks and no hits through 4 for Sevy .... but 4 walks and 80 pitches.

Soooooooooooooo, I'm guessing that we're probably not getting a complete game out of him.

October 3, 2018 at 9:30 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

Wake UP Yanks!!!!!!!

October 3, 2018 at 9:30 PM
Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

(Subtitles for 13bit):

"Fick dich, Ein-Schlag Wunder, Boone!"

"Lecke meinen Hodensack!"

October 3, 2018 at 9:33 PM
BernBabyBern said...

How did Greg Bird steal Luke Voit's uniform?

October 3, 2018 at 9:35 PM
Ken of Brooklyn said...

Urrrgggggggggggg

October 3, 2018 at 9:35 PM
13bit said...

Thanks, AOBF!!!

I need to get a tee shirt made with 'LECKE MEINEN HODENSACK"

I'm sure that'll make me attractive to all the ladies.

Suave, slick and subtle...I LIKE IT!

October 3, 2018 at 9:36 PM
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Lecke meinen Hodensack needs to be the banner on this site...

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