KD, no they are not. We were fucking around leaving CC out there while he threw batting practice. But, no, the Red Sox are not fooling around out there. Not one bit.
Also, when every pitcher on the other team throws a first pitch strike to every batter...maybe you should start swinging on the first pitch? Just saying.
Oh no, fuck these guys. They inflated their record by rightly killing lousy teams, but we were better against over-.500 teams. They are not that good, I don't care if they win it all. We are fatality flaws in a few ways, but they are not that good. Period.
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Bring in Sale. They are not fucking around.
Did not pinch hit Miggy. Shows what they think of their superstar rookie.
KD, no they are not. We were fucking around leaving CC out there while he threw batting practice. But, no, the Red Sox are not fooling around out there. Not one bit.
KD, I'm not certain "they" spend all that much time thinking.
Fuck Boone.
Giancarlo Stanton
Giancarlo Stanton #27
Batting 3rd in the upcoming inning. Predictions???????
Cue up the we won 100 games season was a success shit!
They are better at every facet of the game. I bow down to my townie asshole overlords.
I don't think there are enough, slo-mo closeups of Red Sox players screaming with intensity. Just saying.
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Gin, dry vermouth, garnished with a pickled onion
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APPLETINI
Vodka, Calvados, Cointreau, garnished with an apple slice and maraschino cherry
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Gin, Campari, Cointreau, fresh lemon juice, garnished with a lemon twist
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Bourbon, sweet vermouth, Angostura bitters, garnished with a maraschino cherry
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Scotch, Drambuie, garnished with a lemon twist
Also, when every pitcher on the other team throws a first pitch strike to every batter...maybe you should start swinging on the first pitch? Just saying.
Oh no, fuck these guys. They inflated their record by rightly killing lousy teams, but we were better against over-.500 teams. They are not that good, I don't care if they win it all. We are fatality flaws in a few ways, but they are not that good. Period.
ALL CAPS
ONE OF EACH PLEASE
If the season ends with a Stanton strike out, not sure if the cruelest thing that could happen, or just plain and simple karma
Blogger HoraceClarke66 said...
I don't think there are enough, slo-mo closeups of Red Sox players screaming with intensity. Just saying.
Better than when FOX would do the SUPERDUPER close up of Andy Pettitte's nose. His pores were disgusting.
I just became a hardcore Houston fan
Let’s please make a little noise before we die. A death rattle at least.
I hate bird man needs-a-bath man.
Nice walk.
Can we pinch hit Miggie for Scranton?
They will let Stanton try for the 3-run dinger. That's how they are built to roll
Dare we dream????????
Life!
Fuck Scranton.
That man cannot read a pitch at all and has no concept of the strike zone
Stanton just blows incredibly.
Luke. Miracle.
The Voit~~
But what is this shitty Braves like chant?
What an asshole.
Oh God.
Oh, My, Fucking, Word. Neil Walker with the at bat of the season.
NONONO! Miguel!
He fucking hit him??!!
Ha
Kimbrel is gonna win this for us if anybody
Bucky?
Craig Kimbrel
im·plo·sion (ĭm-plō′zhən)
n.
1. A violent collapse inward, as of a highly evacuated glass vessel.
2. Violent compression.
3. The inward collapse of a building that is being demolished in a controlled fashion by the weakening and breaking of structural members by explosives.
4. A catastrophic failure: the economy's implosion during the credit crisis.
5. Linguistics The pronunciation of a stop consonant with the breath drawn in.
ICS not cutting it.
O.M.G.
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Kimbrel is overamped. He's gonna blow it...
They will look at it...
Holy crap.
He's out. It's over
Not even close.
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Aside from that...
So I look forward to see what goes on here during the offseason. Fuck. Fuuuuucccckkkk.
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Way to go down with your best player riding the pine.....A Big FUCK YOU to Boone....again
Aside from that...
...how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
God bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.
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