Tuesday, October 9, 2018

NOW... PLEASE NOW...


51 comments:

KD said...

Bring in Sale. They are not fucking around.

KD said...

Did not pinch hit Miggy. Shows what they think of their superstar rookie.

TheWinWarblist said...

KD, no they are not. We were fucking around leaving CC out there while he threw batting practice. But, no, the Red Sox are not fooling around out there. Not one bit.

TheWinWarblist said...

KD, I'm not certain "they" spend all that much time thinking.

Joe F said...

Fuck Boone.

Anonymous said...

Giancarlo Stanton
Giancarlo Stanton #27

Batting 3rd in the upcoming inning. Predictions???????

Joe F said...

Cue up the we won 100 games season was a success shit!

KD said...

They are better at every facet of the game. I bow down to my townie asshole overlords.

HoraceClarke66 said...

I don't think there are enough, slo-mo closeups of Red Sox players screaming with intensity. Just saying.

Anonymous said...

NOW! 9th INNING SPECIALS HALF-PRICE! LAST CALL!

MARTINI
Gin, dry vermouth, garnished with an olive or lemon twist

GIBSON
Gin, dry vermouth, garnished with a pickled onion

VODKATINI
Vodka, dry vermouth, garnished with a lemon twist

APPLETINI
Vodka, Calvados, Cointreau, garnished with an apple slice and maraschino cherry

COSMPOPITAN
Vodka, Cointreau, fresh lime juice, cranberry juice, garnished with a lime wheel

JASMINE
Gin, Campari, Cointreau, fresh lemon juice, garnished with a lemon twist

MANHATTAN
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, Angostura bitters, garnished with a maraschino cherry

PERFECT MANHATTAN
Bourbon, sweet vermouth, dry vermouth, Angostura bitters, garnished with lemon peel

BRONX
Gin, sweet vermouth, dry vermouth, orange juice, garnished with a maraschino cherry

RAPSCALLION
Talisker 10-year-old single malt scotch, PX sherry, Ricard Pastis, garnished with lemon peel

A NICE PEAR
Brandy, Poire William, sweet vermouth, garnished with a pear slice

RUM COLLINS
White rum, fresh lime juice, sparkling mineral water, garnished with lime peel

LIME RICKEY
Gin, fresh lime juice, sparkling mineral water, garnished with lime peel

CHAMPAGNE VIOLET
Champagne, Parfait d’Amour

OLD FASHIONED
Bourbon, Angostura bitters, sugar, garnished with an orange wheel and a maraschino cherry

SIDECAR
Cognac, Cointreau, fresh lime juice

CUBA LIBRE
White Rum, Coca-Cola, garnished with a lemon wheel

ROB ROY
Scotch, sweet vermouth, Angostura bitters, garnished with a maraschino cherry

RUSTY NAIL
Scotch, Drambuie, garnished with a lemon twist

HoraceClarke66 said...

Also, when every pitcher on the other team throws a first pitch strike to every batter...maybe you should start swinging on the first pitch? Just saying.

John M said...

Oh no, fuck these guys. They inflated their record by rightly killing lousy teams, but we were better against over-.500 teams. They are not that good, I don't care if they win it all. We are fatality flaws in a few ways, but they are not that good. Period.

apoorplayer said...

ALL CAPS

ONE OF EACH PLEASE

Ken of Brooklyn said...

If the season ends with a Stanton strike out, not sure if the cruelest thing that could happen, or just plain and simple karma

Anonymous said...


Blogger HoraceClarke66 said...

I don't think there are enough, slo-mo closeups of Red Sox players screaming with intensity. Just saying.

Better than when FOX would do the SUPERDUPER close up of Andy Pettitte's nose. His pores were disgusting.

apoorplayer said...

I just became a hardcore Houston fan

KD said...

Let’s please make a little noise before we die. A death rattle at least.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I hate bird man needs-a-bath man.

Nice walk.

Can we pinch hit Miggie for Scranton?

apoorplayer said...

They will let Stanton try for the 3-run dinger. That's how they are built to roll

Ken of Brooklyn said...

Dare we dream????????

KD said...

Life!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fuck Scranton.

apoorplayer said...

That man cannot read a pitch at all and has no concept of the strike zone

John M said...

Stanton just blows incredibly.

John M said...

Luke. Miracle.

Anonymous said...

The Voit~~

John M said...

But what is this shitty Braves like chant?

John M said...

What an asshole.

John M said...

Oh God.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Oh, My, Fucking, Word. Neil Walker with the at bat of the season.

apoorplayer said...

NONONO! Miguel!

BernBabyBern said...

He fucking hit him??!!

John M said...

Ha

apoorplayer said...

Kimbrel is gonna win this for us if anybody

John M said...

Bucky?

Anonymous said...


Craig Kimbrel

im·plo·sion (ĭm-plō′zhən)
n.
1. A violent collapse inward, as of a highly evacuated glass vessel.
2. Violent compression.
3. The inward collapse of a building that is being demolished in a controlled fashion by the weakening and breaking of structural members by explosives.
4. A catastrophic failure: the economy's implosion during the credit crisis.
5. Linguistics The pronunciation of a stop consonant with the breath drawn in.

John M said...

ICS not cutting it.

John M said...

O.M.G.

John M said...

My heart... Elizabeth! Elizabeth!! I'm coming, darlin'!!

apoorplayer said...

Kimbrel is overamped. He's gonna blow it...

apoorplayer said...

They will look at it...

John M said...

Holy crap.

apoorplayer said...

He's out. It's over

John M said...

Not even close.

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John M said...

Aside from that...

apoorplayer said...

So I look forward to see what goes on here during the offseason. Fuck. Fuuuuucccckkkk.

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Joe F said...

Way to go down with your best player riding the pine.....A Big FUCK YOU to Boone....again

John M said...

Aside from that...

apoorplayer said...

...how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?