Thursday, June 14, 2007

A dish best served cold

They thought we'd forgotten.

They thought we put it out of our minds how shortly after the 2001 World Series ended. just moments after Hootie and the Blowfish beat us with a dinky popfly single, the Arizona stinking Diamondbacks had the UNMITIGATED AUDACITY to play "New York, New York" on the public address system.

In the aftermath of 9-11, they mocked us.

They thought we'd forgotten.

Well, they're on our list. The thermometers hit 300 every afternoon, they haven't had rain since Britney Spears lost her virginity, John McCain has gone nuts, and they can all climb aboard the Randy "Big Unit' Johnson Victory Express, BECAUSE THEY'RE GOING NOWHERE, AND THEY CAN CHOKE ON WHAT'S COMING TODAY.

PAYBACK, BABY, PAYBACK.

1 comment:

el duque said...

We will never forget.

And until Curt Schilling knows our wrath, justice shall never sleep!