Brian Cashman is the Sam Walton
Walton stocked his Wal-Mart stores with cheap goods from Red China. Recently Cash flew to that walled-in nation, donned the pajamas, ate whatever they put in front of him, nodded like he understood, and brought back a brand-new bargain-basement battery: pitcher Kai Liu and catcher Zhenwang Zhang.
How good are they? Doesn't matter.
How good are they? Doesn't matter.
We got the Red Chinese before the Red Sox.
Bring 'em back, Brian. From Red China. From North Korea. From Laos. From Vietnam. From Cuba. Bring 'em back alive to...
The People's Republic Of The Bronx!
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